MMoe
Francis, whose home are we supposed to take the film to?
[facepalms] Our home, Moe! Our home!
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
'Cause you don't think, Louie.
Oh, right. I forgot. Thanks, Francis.
S2 E32Double O Chipmunk
This traffic is going to kill us! Quick! In the sewers!
Do you mean there's quick traffic in the sewers?
Take these two back to the boss' place for insurance.
MMoe
Right... Gee, does the boss sell insurance? We'd like to investigate other policy options.
Yeah! We're disappointed with the premiums on our long-term life annuity.
Just go! GO! GO! GET OUT!
SSpy
Chipmunks?! The greatest spy in the world was beaten by chipmunks?!
S2 E33Gadget Goes Hawaiian
Nice idea, Gadget luv.
Thanks, Monty! Which one?
The one you're going to come up with next.
Oh, yoo hoo! Yoo hoo!
Oh! Hello! Um, is it OK that I'm here? I mean, I'm not trespassing or anything?
No, Honey, I'd say you were in exactly in the right place! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes] By the way, my name's Lahwhinie.
Mine's Gadget. You know... You remind me of someone...
What an intriguing name! Gadget! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again] Just like those gadgets on your feet!
My feet! I mean... Gosh! I'm sinking!
I bet you'd have all kinds of gadgets to get across this lobster tank! That is assuming you wanted to get across!
That's the trouble, I can never decide on just one!
[she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again and again] But that's fabulous!
Really? My friends don't always think it's so wonderful.
You've already figured out how to get across the lobster tank! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes again and again and again] And if you had to... say... oh, I don't know... May be walk across a tightrope over coals?
Well, once I calculated out the center of gravity...
You'd figure out a dozen ways to do it! And I'll bet even an ocean wave wouldn't slow you down!
Oh gosh! There are lots of ways to handle that!
You know... [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] You're just the person to help me!
I am?
I have this little... uh... test I have to run tonight. [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice again] It's just a tiny survival test... no big deal. And I thought may be you, with all those wonderful ideas, could run the test instead of me!
Sure! Gosh! You look just like me!
[she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes once] Just like sisters! And I'd do anything for a sister!
But... But I don't want to hog all the fun!
Oh, honey! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] You'd be doing me a favor! Swear to Pele! Now, uh... My friends will be here soon...
Oh! But my friends are meeting me here soon for the Luau!
Your friends are my friends, right, honey. [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice] I'll take care of yours and you let mine take care of you! Good luck with the test! Uh... I mean... have fun!
Do we go to the beach or sightseeing?
Well, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing? Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach? ...Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'd be that much closer to the sun.
Survival test? No one told me about any test! [she uses her hypnosis technique with her eyes twice again] We've never even had a queen before.
HHHubba Hubba
No one ever survived before.
[Posing as Gadget] 'Scuse me. I have to get that thing you pound pointy things in with.
You mean hammer?
Yeah, that's it!
C'mon, Gadget, just do it!
Ok. Looks like plan Q may work here. [Plan goes awry] Ok. Time for Plan R.
S2 E34It's A Bird, It's Insane, It's Dale!
I've seen weirder things than that in a cafeteria line.
There! 137 comic books. Now I know everything about being a superhero. Look out, world! Here comes, er, Supermunk... Expando-Dale...The Amazing Bonzerine! Aw... I need a name that will strike fear into the hearts of criminals... Rubber-Band-o!
Golly, where's Rubber Bando?
He was here just a second ago.
(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!
(knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?
(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.
Hmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
(stretches his head out) Go away!
Golly, he seems kind of rude, too.
Where's that flame thrower?
[As Rubber-Band-o] No! Wait! I'm too young to fry!
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