Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers quotes

[When he spots the Rescue Rangers] Oh, boy! Defenseless little animals.

Professor Nimnul

These are delicate instruments of destruction. If you don't know how to use them, you could hurt somebody.

Monty

[After experiencing a sonically-induced earthquake] I feel like a pogo stick with the hiccups.

Gadget

[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!

Chip

That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.

Monty

Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.

Dale

[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!

Monty

Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth!

Chip

Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.

Monty

Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.

Monty

I brought me pals here-

Don't tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.

Dale

Gosh! That's ESP!

Chip

More like EZ I guess.

Before the next sun rises Chip will follow a bear with two tails who will dance with a tiger.

Chip

I'll what with who?

He will fall from a circle of light and only a flying horse can save him. Finally, you will walk under an elephant, and the trunk will fall, and... and...

And? And?

[draws the finger around her neck and sputters] Then all is darkness.

Monty

No, Cassie! Not me little pally Chip!

Chip

[sarcastically] Ooh, this is serious. I'd better get more elephant repellent. Oh, come on, guys! You don't believe in this stuff, do you?! Thanks for the show, Cassie. I think I'm ready for Jerk n' Whirl now. [he, Dale and Gadget leave]

Monty

Please, Cassie, say ain't so!

By dawn your friend will be... [sputters]. I am very sorry, but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.

Dale

[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!

Monty

Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.

Chip

That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.

Gadget

Well, it does look furry and...

Dale

And it's pink!

Gadget

The tall dark stranger! Just like Cassandra predicted!

Chip

Not those predictions again. That's it! We're going home!

Monty

I knew you'd see it my way. No elephant's gonna fall on you there.

Chip

That's it! We're staying!

Monty

You have to go back to the headquarters.

Gadget

It's the only way we can keep you safe.

Chip

What are you talking about?

Monty

Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.

Chip

But that was...

Monty

And Gadget met her stranger.

Chip

Well, sure, but he...

Monty

And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...

Dale

[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]

Chip

Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!

Monty

I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.

Monty

Zipper, where's Chip?

Dale

[gasps] That's Chip's hat!

Monty

She didn't mean an elephant trunk...

Gadget

[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]

Monty

He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...

Chip

[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.

Monty

Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]

Chip

I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.

Monty

Well, I predict we won't be seeing those two [crooks] for quite a while.

Chip

And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.

Gadget

Is that what Cassandra told you?

Chip

Nope! You don't need a crystal ball to see that.

Chip

Do we have to go this fast?

Gadget

Golly, Chip! It's the only way we'll find out if the new Ranger Boat will hold up!

Monty

Who cares about the Ranger Boat?! I'm worried about whether we'll hold up!

Monty

The last time I was in a hurricane, it caused more damage than a cat at a canary convention.

As soon as Jolly Roger gets here, we'll decide if we should slice ya.

Or dice ya!

Or dice ya.

Or cut ya to ribbons!

Or cut ya to ribbons!

Monty

Or cut us loose!

Or cut ya loose...Hey now! Cut that out!