What a night! Robot cats, fish-nappers and me beaten in a fight. Nothing would surprise me at this point. [Sees the Ranger Plane] A squirrel-powered zeppelin... A SQUIRREL-POWERED ZEPPELIN?!
S2 E17Robocat
At last, Luna, the world's rarest tropical fish. Such beauty, such delicacy, such priceless rarity. Truly, this unique pinnacle of Mother Nature's handiwork will make a superb addition to my renowned collection of fine... dinners.
MMole
[Reading a cookbook] I don't get it. It says: "Separate two eggs" but it doesn't say how far apart to separate them.
Let me see that, you pinheads! "Take one cup flour, two cups milk, one pinch salt-" Don't tell me you pinched the salt!
MMole
Of course not! Mepps pinched it.
My million-dollar dinner gone down the drain!
MMole
Are you gonna eat that cherry?
[Fat Cat takes the cherry and smashes it against Mole's head in anger]
[shoves a spring into Tom's Mouth] Here, chew on this for a while, you clockwork kitty!
[Butch gestures madly down the drainhole but the father remains ignorant]
Oh, take a hint, will ya?
Hmmm... Maybe Luna's down in the sewer.
And he's supposed to be the dominant species on the planet.
[Butch gestures madly down the drainhole but the father remains ignorant]
[gasps] That cat's attacking him!
No, he's not, he's savin' him!
You're right...! Who said that?
[The father looks around. Butch whistles innocently.]
Every cat should have a home.
Now, if we could only find a good home for Fat Cat.
Yeah, like the state pen.
S2 E18Does Pavlov Ring A Bell?
One little adjustment and this will run with no problems. [Monty and Zipper duck for cover] What are you doing?
Sorry, Gadget luv. It's a reflex. Every time I hear the words "No problems", it usually means anything but.
L-look, Sparky, I know you think we don't like you, but if Gadget likes you, how bad can you be?
It's no use, Chip. Nothing can stop him when he's programmed. He said so himself. [Chip pulls out a picture of Gadget] Hey! Who gave you that?
Who d'ya think?
[Giving a thimble with a flower] I picked this just for you.
Thanks, Chip. It's perfect. [Takes the thimble instead] This should keep the prop on.
[As Chip and Dale fight yet again] Isn't friendship grand?
We might as well baste ourselves in butter, mate, 'cause we're gonna fry for sure.
Professor Nimnul is a crook! He programmed you and Buzz to rob banks for him!
SSparky
[Gasps] Use science for evil purposes? Why, I'll pulverise that robot of his into atomic particles!
Hold it, Sparky. We'd better let Chip and Dale handle it. They're the best.
CDChip and Dale
We are? We are!
S2 E19Prehysterical Pet
A pet is a big responsibility, Dale.
Especially when he's bigger than you are.
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