[Chip rapidly slaps Dale in the face]
Hey! Why'd you do that for?!
You and your souvenirs! You were supposed to be on the lookout!
S2 E15Throw Mummy From the Train
HHiram
[Disguised in a burqa] When I told him I was a mummy, he said he loved children.
CDr. Crockery
Take him away, officers.
WWexler
I'm tough-I can do a little hard time.
CDr. Crockery
I've also arranged for you to continue cataloging the artifacts right in your jail cell.
WWexler
No! No! Anything but that!
HHiram
Thanks ever so much, everybody. You're the best friends a mummy could ever have.
[Aside to Chip] Probably the only ones, I'd say.
S2 E16A Wolf In Cheap Clothing
It's just like in my comics!
Will you be quiet? It's just a silly comic book!
Silly?! Comics are informational!
Man! That's the biggest dog I've ever seen. And it has a pretty expensive appetite.
Wolfsbane! It keeps the werewolves away.
[Sniffs] Pee-yew! That would keep anyone away!
That only works in comic books.
Oh yeah?! You don't see any werewolves around here, do ya?
He's a-a-a werewolf!
More like a wolfwere. I've never heard of a wolf turning into a man before.
Piece of cheesecake!
[netting Nimnul, with a semi-human head on the body of a combined elephant/crocodile/ostrich/wolf]
Is this weird enough for ya?
Someone left open the door at the Twilight Zone.
S2 E17Robocat
[as Tom tries to eat him] Wh-wh-what sharp teeth ya got there, Ma.
Sic 'em, Butch.
I had a feeling he was going to say that.
I'm working awful hard for a guy who gets paid in dog food.
[At the Rescue Rangers' HQ]
Okay, Dale, give me the cartridge. [places the cartridge into Tom] Okay, here goes nothin'. [flips the switch]
TTom
[turns on] Hi! Let's be friends.
Eh, what are your feelings about mice?
TTom
I don't know. What are they?
You're lookin' at one, mate.
TTom
Well, I like you, so I guess I like mice.
DGDale and Gadget
Hooray!
Phooey! The instant one of his circuits gets scrambled, he'll be after us again.
TTom
No, I won't. Honest. I just wanna be friends. All I want is somebody to take me in, and pet me, and love me like a real cat.
We can find him a home!
Who's gonna pet a tin can?
TTom
He's right. I won't be a real cat until I have some fur.
Come on, Tom! We're the Rescue Rangers! We'll find you some fur!
This is ridiculous!
Tom needs our help. Please, Chip!
Well, I suppose somebody has to keep an eye on him.
[Tom at Fat Cat's]
In order to give you your very own coat of fur, I'm going to have to shut you down for a moment. You don't mind, do you? [flips the switch]
TTom
Ehh? [shuts down]
Now to find out what makes this clockwork cat tick! [pushes the cartridge out] A video game cartridge! Of course! With a different cartridge he could be very useful to me. [to his henchmen] Mepps! Wart! All of you! Go to the nearest toy store and get me another cartridge! A really violent one!
MMole
Oh, goodie! I like video games.
And no playing in the store!
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