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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
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S2Part IV

S2Part IV

I'm captain of the PU - The Pound Underground. Right, K. Sera?

Sera.

Dedicated to liberating canines throughout the whole world.

Golly! How many members are there?

Well, there's me, of course, and then K. Sera.

Sera.

And?

And... Hmm. Did I mention me?

There's only 2 members?! [facepalms]

S2Part IV

Aha! Liberation at last! Smell the sweet fragrance of freedom! [sniffs around] Curious. Freedom smells much like a dog pound. [starts sobbing] We failed to escape, K. Sera!

Sera.

S2Part V

Klordane may have mechanical marvels.

He does?

He may have fiendish thingies.

He does! He does!

He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.

Yup! Them too.

But we've got something he doesn't have.

Enough sense to get out of here?

Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!

He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.

Yeah? But he is my friend.

Oh, well. You only live twice.

S2Part V

Well, that didn't work. But why didn't it work? It should have worked. Nothing I do works. Does that mean that if I did something that shouldn't work, it should work or does that mean I am a failure? Tell me, Chip. I can take it. Am I a failure?

Um, Gadget, could we talk about this later?

S2Part V

DDetective Drake

That's it? You're going to start an earthquake with lime gelatin? [Laughs] Oh, Klordane! You really had me going there! Didn't you forget the whipped cream?

Now you stop laughing! My theories are perfectly legitimate!

S2Part V

[grabs the mallet] Let the earthquake begin!

Now you just wait a minute! You can't hog all the credit for this! I'm the one who built the laser! I'm the one who brought the ice! I'm the one who invented the soon-to-be-world-famous Nimnul Fruitquake!

Nimnul Fruitquake?

Uh, whatever. Anyway, I did all those things! Therefore, I should be the one who gets to start the earthquake!

You know, I believe you're correct, Nimnul. You deserve the honor of triggering the earthquake.

What? [Klordane grabs him and smashes against the mountain of gelatin] NOOOOO!

S2Part V

From here on, the fate of the Global Gold Reserve is in the hands of you tiny troopers, chipmunk challengers, rescue rangers.

I like the sound of that. Rescue Rangers.

S2Part V

You mustachioed hairball! I've got a score to settle with you!

Settle a score?

Yeah, you curtain-clawing clown! You sunk my house!

Oh, dear! I can't tell you how sorry I am. I assure you, if I had to do it over again, I'd SET FIRE to it!

S2Part V

[Nimnul grabs the ruby from the remains of the laser and races after Klordane's train]

Wait for me! I've got the ruby!

Oh, Professor, I wouldn't dream of leaving without you. Give me your hand. [Nimnul reaches out his hand and Klordane takes the ruby from him and shoves him away] Bye.

S2Part V

EEdgar

Train's late again, Chauncey.

CChauncey

Yup, Edgar.

[Klordane's train whizzes through the station, carrying the gold stolen from the mint.]

EEdgar

How come we never get that train?

[The Rangers zip through the station, riding the rail on Gadget's makeshift cart.]

CChauncey

Things could be worse.

S2Part V

S2Part V

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S2Part V

Well, I guess there's only one thing to say then. Rescue Rangers, away!

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