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[sees Mouch "stealing" marshmallows] How many times I gotta tell you to stay out of the first watch crate, Mouch?
They tempt me with these marshmallows, lieutenant. What am I supposed to do?
Give me one.
Lieutenant, I gotta talk to you about Cruz.
What about him?
He's been acting a little off.
You notice that as well? I figured it was a private matter.
Yeah, and I keep asking him to tell me what it is, but he won't open up.
Then stop asking him about it, Mouch.
You're our guy for construction on the new bar right?
I believe the offer was "free consultation".
Did you happen to notice if Cruz's gear had a cape sewn to it?
No, Chief. It definitely does not.
Then please dissuade your man of the notion that he is invincible.
Guys, guys, I have an announcement to make. Please, I need everybody's attention. Today, I came across something so upsetting that it literally shook me to the core. I was in the laundry room. I was pulling my stuff from the washer to the dryer, and I discovered these left inside. [holds up a pair of red underwear]
Don't look at me. I've been a Fruit of the Loom man since 1975.
Twenty bucks to whoever finds the owner.
[takes the underwear from Cruz] Hey, first, they ain't mine. Second, these don't come down until the owner steps forward. I can't unsee this. Someone has to pay.
[Casey pins the underwear onto the bulletin board.]
He who smelt it hath dealt it.
[looks pointedly at Otis] You're nuts. Those look like something that a Russian would wear on his wedding night.
They're not mine. But, I will put my money on Capp.
[sarcastically] Keep deflecting, Otis. It's a good strategy.
Did she mention anyone she felt uncomfortable around, was afraid of?
Yeah. You.
[Cruz and Shay are walking through the locker room]
You messing with me?
No! Women love it. You would not believe how many nerve endings are–– [sees a stunned Casey staring at them]
Good morning, Lieutenant.
Don't stop with the sex advice on my account.
[Mills is handing out wellness test results to the men.]
Greg Sullivan can kiss my able-bodied ass.
Hold up, this can't be right. Herrmann has 1% less body fat than me?
Why are you so mystified? 'Cause I got a couple years on you?
[scoffs jokingly] A couple?
You know what? [takes off his shirt] Suck on this!
Is someone else wearing my dad's coat now?
Uh, no. Nobody else is wearing it. It was, um it was damaged in the fire.
That's what I figured.
He's still a very big part of this house.
Yeah, everyone keeps saying that.
[Dawson opens the back of her ambulance and finds Casey on the gurney.]
[giggles] Oh my god, you're crazy!
A little.
[holds up a djembe] Hey guys, look what I got.
A magical talisman to keep women away?
Arranging a rendezvous with one of your babes?
How many do you think I have?
It had better be one.
It is. I'll introduce you to her sometime. She's hot.
[...]
[as Dawson is kissing him] Dangerous... [looks at the open blinds]
Well, it's a dangerous job. [pulls the blinds down]
It's my fault. I let this woman get under my skin. I thought I could outmuscle her. I keep playing it back in my mind, if I'd just kept my mouth shut
Chief, the only thing you did was stand up for your firefighters and your house, the same thing you've been doing since you put on those bugles. This isn't over.
I don't have a whole lot of construction experience.
[deadpan] Can you swing a hammer?
[grins] I get it. This is your chance to be my boss and yell at me at a job site.
You ok?
Yeah. Used up another one of my nine lives.
Pretty sure you're in double digits, man.
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