Cruz, Herrmann and others in “Unfinished Business”

Guys, guys, I have an announcement to make. Please, I need everybody's attention. Today, I came across something so upsetting that it literally shook me to the core. I was in the laundry room. I was pulling my stuff from the washer to the dryer, and I discovered these left inside. [holds up a pair of red underwear]

Don't look at me. I've been a Fruit of the Loom man since 1975.

Mouch

Twenty bucks to whoever finds the owner.

[takes the underwear from Cruz] Hey, first, they ain't mine. Second, these don't come down until the owner steps forward. I can't unsee this. Someone has to pay.

Otis

He who smelt it hath dealt it.

[looks pointedly at Otis] You're nuts. Those look like something that a Russian would wear on his wedding night.

Otis

They're not mine. But, I will put my money on Capp.

Mouch

[sarcastically] Keep deflecting, Otis. It's a good strategy.