Casey quotes from Chicago Fire

What's the prognosis? Did he take you off the injured list?

Yeah, just don't expect me to break any pass receiving records.

What am I dealing with here?

Severide

Jones?

Yeah.

Severide

She's smart, she's aggressive, she's talented. But she also has a truly massive chip on her shoulder. She might make a great firefighter someday but it'll take more patience than I have. I tried to bounce her from the academy but her big-shot daddy put the kibosh on that one.

You're telling me this now??

Severide

You just asked now.

To commemorate Herrmann's last day producing sperm.

It'll keep producing sperm. It's just not gonna make it like–– [Jones uncovers a cake box] Oh boy.

Is that a rocket blasting off?

So I'm guessing the twentieth anniversary gift is wood?

A formal complaint has been lodged against you.

What did I do?

Three guesses.

The cake?

There you go.

That was a joke. A joke that I paid for with my own money by the way. And Herrmann loved it.

We love a good prank, believe me, but that's not the issue.

So what's the issue?

It's about what's appropriate in the workplace.

You thought it was funny, Lieutenant. You're the one who made the wood comment.

[pauses] Good point. [looks at Boden] All yours, Chief.

Are we really gonna do this?

Her father is Deputy District Chief. He could make work in PR if he wanted to.

It's gonna be like killing Bambi.

You have his office number. You are welcome to give him a call if you like.

Hey, apartment's ours.

That's fantastic!

Yeah. We just have to meet the landlord tomorrow at 3:00. Show him we're not serial killers.

Forget gratitude, appreciation. Maybe not getting sued is as good as it gets these days.

I just don't understand any of it.

People need to find meaning when someone they love dies.

It's the one thing I've wanted my whole life and he's taking it away from me.

Jones, if you don't want him transferring you to PR, then don't go. Put your foot down. Or go, and make your dad happy. You gotta figure it out.

Severide

How's everything with you and Dawson? [Casey looks at him and scoffs] What?

I was about to ask you for relationship advice, but that'd be like fitness tips from Mouch.

Severide

I have been in a lot of meaningful relationships.

Oh, yeah? What was meaningful about them?

Severide

Chivalry prevents me from going any further into it.

You know, I would come to poker night, but it sounds so fun, I'm afraid it would ruin me from ever wanting to do anything else other than hanging out with the guys.

Awwww.

[to a man inside the car] Get out of there, numbnuts!

[disapprovingly] Herrmann!

Sir, please step out of the vehicle, if you'd be so kind.

I don't know what's going to happen, Matt.

Yeah, that's why they call it the future.

[takes Casey's jacket off] Um Is there any chance you might want to lie still and let me drag you across the apparatus floor? I think you're, like, just about dummy weight.

Nope, I'd rather not. Wouldn't be good for my "tough lieutenant" rep.

[chuckles] Is that your rep?

[smugly] Mm-hmm.

I thought it was "hot lieutenant".

So. You comin' back to 51?

Severide

The house is cursed, Casey. There's nothing but misery and heartbreak there.

Gabby, will you marry me?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.