Say didn't we used to have a weekly Elizabethan poet night?
It started getting too rowdy.
I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic pentameter without a license.
“Friends, Romans, Accountants” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Sam Malone (2), Norm Peterson (2), Carla Tortelli (2), Diane Chambers (1), Cliff Clavin (1)
You know, Sam. If I am to serve both as a waitress and the butt of jokes I think I should make more money.
Yeah, what does a good butt make in this town?
...
[to Diane] We all know that you'd starve to death before you made a living with your body.
[looking for a last-minute date for his boss] Carla, do you suppose...
No no Norm, don't look at me. I got four kids and I sure ain't lookin' for any more.
I didn't say to have sex with the guy.
It doesn't matter. I'm what you call a fast breeder. A man winks at me, I'm three months along.
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