Rebecca, is there something wrong?
[sobbing] Oh Diane, you could always see beyond my facade of gaiety!
“Any Friend of Diane's” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Diane Chambers (4), Sam Malone (3), Rebecca Howe (1)
Rebecca, is there something wrong?
[sobbing] Oh Diane, you could always see beyond my facade of gaiety!
You're offended because she thought you were a scum bag?
No. I actually like that.
[about her friend, Rebecca] Sam. That woman over there is a dear friend of mine. Now she is going through a very difficult period. So whatever she asks you, please, just say no.
[confused] What?
No.
[approaching Sam and Diane] Diane?
Yes?
Would you excuse us a moment?
Fine.
[as she leaves Sam and Rebecca alone, Diane emphatically mouths the word "no" to Sam]
Would you object to joining me in my hotel room for a afternoon of wild animal passion?
[loudly so that Diane can hear] No!
[Diane nods her approval]
What's your name?
Does it matter?
[loudly so that Diane can hear] No!
You're offended because she considered you nothing but a stud service?
No. I actually like that.
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