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Cheers · Season 1, Episode 6

“Any Friend of Diane's” quotes from Cheers

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“Any Friend of Diane's” · Season 1, Episode 6

In this episode: Diane Chambers (4), Sam Malone (3), Rebecca Howe (1)

Rebecca, is there something wrong?

RPRebecca Prout

[sobbing] Oh Diane, you could always see beyond my facade of gaiety!

[about her friend, Rebecca] Sam. That woman over there is a dear friend of mine. Now she is going through a very difficult period. So whatever she asks you, please, just say no.

[confused] What?

No.

[approaching Sam and Diane] Diane?

Yes?

Would you excuse us a moment?

Fine.

[as she leaves Sam and Rebecca alone, Diane emphatically mouths the word "no" to Sam]

Would you object to joining me in my hotel room for a afternoon of wild animal passion?

[loudly so that Diane can hear] No!

[Diane nods her approval]

What's your name?

Does it matter?

[loudly so that Diane can hear] No!

You're offended because she considered you nothing but a stud service?

No. I actually like that.

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