[about the player piano] Sammy, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?
[about Diane] Because no one else will give her a job.
“One for the Book” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Norm Peterson (3), Sam Malone (2), Carla Tortelli (2), Diane Chambers (1)
BBuzz
What if I bought this guy a beer?
Buy me a pitcher and you can kiss me on the lips.
Oh, sir, save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in twenty years.
Use the jukebox. It doesn't work, either, but it's only a dime.
[about the player piano] Sammy, why do you keep something around here that doesn't work?
[about Diane] Because no one else will give her a job.
When I played baseball, I mean I used to get quoted all the time. I mean, reporters used to hang around my locker just waiting for me to say something intelligent.
I know the feeling.
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