Why does Evel have a giant magic wand?
No the question is how come we don't have magic wands?
I know.
(wands magically appear in their hands)
Awesome!!!
(Guy comes into the picture)
Here's those tapes you wanted
(Randy uses his wand to turn him into a plate of cookies.)
Sweet!
No Way!
Let's see Dandy Don relax a plate of these.
Hey gimmie a cookie.
No.
Give me a cookie.
No.
Give me a cookie!
(Randy uses his wand on Jason and turns him into a stuffed animal bar)
Dude you're a dick.
You're a dick.
No you are.
You are.
You!
(Jason uses his wand on Randy and turns him into a magic wand)
Dude you turned me into a magic wand.
Yeah I did.
Well which wand am I?
I don't know!
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