"Today we're going to revisit one of our favorite non-sports.
“1995 Spelling Bee” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Jason (18), Randy (14), Sklars (3), Cameron (3), Sklar Brothers (2)
The Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee.
Where kids just get to be kids.
Who are put on a stage in front of a nationally televised audience and asked to spell words that would make a dictionary editor wet his pants.
Remember most of these kids are only 12 or 13.
And at a puberal age your number one goal is just to fit in.
Wait a minute, what was that word you just said.
Puberal
Ah what's the language of origin please?
It's Latin.
Definiation please.
Puberal. Of or relating to puberty. Puberal
Could you use it in a sentence please?
You were pretty damn ugly when you were puberal.
Yeah well you were puberally pathetic. I didn't know you were in a mariachi band.
Well I looked like you ok, so whose laughing now huh. Spell the word.
Puberal...P.U.B.E.R.R.A.L. Puberal. (ding)
Oh sorry. This must be bringing up a lot of stuff for you?
No it's not.
"Spelling, spelling words on the dance floor. Spelling till you cant even spell no more. Spelling on a Sunday afternoon."
Who's next to Cameron?
He's intern.
I thought interns in Washington liked to work under the desk. Folks!!
"Mcnutt!!"
"McHell Yeah"
Ok cilantro as in seriously dude you've never heard of cilantro.
"Ok he's got this one in the Mcbag."
Ladled a cream sauce over the gnocchi.
I did it all for the gnocchi!! The gnocchi!!
Come on
So you can take that cookie!!! And stick it up your..!!!
Alright that's enough.
Succedaneum
Cameron you dirty bird.
SRSohini Ramachandran
Succedaneum
Man, when your word is almost a complete sentence, you know your in trouble.
"Dear lord explain to me why I get this word and Mcnuff gets cilantro. And I want a PlayStation 2 for Christmas. Ahem."
SSohini
Succedaneum. S.
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