Randy quotes from Cheap Seats

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(Talking About Mike Conley) Why's he so mad? 'You cannot bring that camera on my lawn! Uh-uh.'

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Well at least this event isn't biased in favor of Lundquist, an Olympic swimmer. [during a swimming contest in which Lundquist is the only pro swimmer in]

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[cracking up while seeing a fat woman bent over] Baby got... Baby got back.

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"He's dragging the dog. Who the hell is this guy, Ike Turner?

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Uh that's not a word-a-ly.

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"Yes he's ready, that's why he's choking himself to get going.

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"That's not fair, he's bionic.

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"I like how the crowd is roped off.

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This Race is like that scene from Breaking Away.

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DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!

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The world's most overzealous graphics department.

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"Remember, if it's raining outside, if you got a firearm in your hand, and diabetes is impairing your vision, for God's sake, wear a hat."

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"You know why Willie Randoplh is such a good hitter, he always hit the ball where the sun don't shine."

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"The Cobra."

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"That's why."