Randy"Oh Willie this is almost as embarrassing as Robert Wuhl sat on Comic Relief 8."
Played by Randy Sklar
Cheap Seats · 223 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Cheap Seats: in 106 of its 223 quotes
Most scenes with: Jason (51), Sklars (7), C.C. Galleta (3)
Lines by Randy 53
RandyRandy"Did Garvey have to actually smack him in the face?"
Randy(Doing the voice of a regular guy in the dug out) "Hey man if I wanna run out there and take my pants off you got my back right?"
Randy"There goes the bat."
Randy"Feel like this at bat started at last year's All-Star game."
Randy"Did the cookie seem racist to you?"
Randy"Uh every other All-Star game but this one."
Randy"And Winfield kills another seagull."
Randy"Did the White Sox uniform come with a sport coat that year?"
Randy" They'd be wasting their mustaches if they didn't."
Randy"I bet you Hernandez gets a hit off Farmer. Who wants to bet me? Anybody?"
Randy"I think I just found someone."
Randy"All-Star, bases loading, Pete Rose at the plate. What are the odds?! Seriously what are the odds. Call Danny Sheridan."
Randy"Welcome back to Cheap Seats. Now you've seen the complete mascot auditions now it's time to see the shocking conclusion."
Randy"I think The Cookie got shanked at the end there."
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