I gotta go home 'cos I gotta interview magical nannies tomorrow and I gotta prepare.
Magical nannies...you mean like Mary Poppins?
S5Sam, I Am
You're getting your first charge.
Are you serious?
Yeah, well the Elders aren't exactly known for their sense of humor.
That is so great. I am now Paige Matthews, whitelighter-witch... I'm a hyphenate.
Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
That sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion
Not when the vigilate is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
Well, that doens't mean it's Cole.
Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
That means it's Cole!
If this is where I was supposed to find my charge, you might have told me not to wear my Jimmy Choos.
SSam
A little advice, you need to work up a cover. Didn't you read the whitelighter manual?
There's a manual?
Is that who I think it is?
Mom's whitelighter.
And Paige's father.
The Elders sent me to protect someone without telling me who he was.
I'd say that's a bit of an understatement.
You knew about this supernatural Jenny Jones reunion, didn't you?!
I want him dead. I want this over with. And if this doesn't work, we might not get a second chance.
Got it. Kill him. Dead.
S5Y Tu Mummy Tambien
Everything is so bright and cheery and ruffly.
Your pants stopped fitting you.
Well, I could have gone up a size or two. I don't have to resort to maternity clothes. I just feel so-
SSaleslady
Adorable! I think it's you.
Obviously, you don't know me very well. Look, do you have anything that will go with combat boots? Ya know, something for the mom-to-be who kicks some ass upon occasion? You know something in black. Or gray.
SSaleslady
... I'll go check.
Are you telling me she's going to evict somebody from their own body? That's rude!
Scrying secrets come to me,
Drop again so I might see.
(makes guillotine appear) I can't wait to see how I survive this. Oh, can't you at least let me not die in peace?
JJeric
Glad to see you're feeling so alive.
IIsis
(as Phoebe) It's this body. I've never felt so much power before, passion, desire.
JJeric
Maybe I should leave you two alone.
IIsis
(as Phoebe) No. Just because the witch is in me doesn't mean there's not enough room for you too.
So what? I'm unbreakable, dude.
Dude, I'm not.
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