WWitchdoctor
Ever vanquished a demon in this house?
Oh, only about a hundred.
Give or take..
Another hundred.
S5House Call
GGlen
Hurt, why? Wait, you thought you and I...
No! no. I didn't think that at all
JJessica
Glen, the minister's waiting
GGlen
You okay?
I'm fine. Jessica, I wanted to apologise for not being very friendly earlier, I really am sorry.
JJessica
Thank you, thanks for saying that.
I just don't understand what Glen's doing with such a blonde bimbette!
JGJessica & Glen
What?!
And really, who's the surgeon who does those boobs, because they are fantastic, I should get the number for a friend of mine.
GGlen
Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?
Me? Well nothing's wrong with me, I'm not the one marrying the wrong woman!
SRSpencer Ricks
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen baby. Oh wait, that's a woman's place, isn't it? So then you wouldn't have anywhere to go, would you?
You know what? You are a turkey. And turkeys don't write columns. (She turns him into a turkey) But they do make delicious dinners.
A little help here.
What are you doing with that thing?
Well, first I'm going to kill it and then I'm going to stuff it.
You are not bringing that filthy thing in the house.
Oh, yes I am. Thanksgiving is early this year.
Listen, Piper, you can't just vanquish an entire house. Especially not our house! People are gonna notice.
Yeah, actually. Take her to the attic and keep her away from that turkey.
Yeah, take me to the turkey.
Talk about premature jubilation. You guys really ought to talk to a doctor about that.
S5Sand Francisco Dreamin
Now that you mention it, I have seen my share of a certain finger while I was driving over here.
Besides, everybody is odd in San Francisco. That's why we fit in so well!
Why would a demon be interested in killing people's dreams? I mean, they're just harmless erotic fun.
Did you say erotic?
(loudly) Exotic! I said exotic!
DCDream-clown
Who's the clown?
Who's the fox?
DGDream-guy
I'm Piper's dream lover.
Oh! Oh no! Listen we've never slept together in the dream, world, place...
It doesn't take a shrink to figure out Piper's dreams. You wanna screw somebody else.
Well at least he makes me feel sexy and not like some walking incubator. Although I guess that's what you've been dreaming about.
What about me!
Honey, we've got our own dreams to deal with, and the tracer. We'll deal with your Mr. Mom issues later.
S5The Day the Magic Died
I thought you said you tied them up.
I did, but the little flockers got loose.
Okay, Paige, while unicorns may be very magical and cool, I'm not so sure it's appropriate for a baby. Have you seen those hooves? And how are we gonna baby proof that horn?
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