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Charmed · Season 5

Charmed Season 5 quotes

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S5The Day the Magic Died

I hate good magic...fairy tales, wishes on stars, and children who believe in Santa Claus. Mortals don't know it exists, but magic infuses all their hopes and dreams.

Stand back. I think he's gonna break out in song.

My cell phone's on the back in case your sister changes her mind.

Cronyn, huh? Since when do sorcerers have cell phones?

You think that's bad? I've got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.

DDoris

Oh, girls, I just wanted to let you know how I feel about your father. I.. I just feel so, so lucky. He's the most special man I've ever met.

Thank you.

That's the sweetest thing you could ever say to us.

DDoris

Well it's true, you know. He's so.. he's so kind and he's so sensitive and.. oh, he's the most exciting lover. I mean, girlfriends, he can go all night!

These were mine, and now will be yours. Chain-mail top, from my club days. Steel-toed boots, from my mosh pit days. Handcuffs, from last Friday.

Okay, well it's really nothing to worry about. Magic has disappeared from the world and Phoebe and Paige went to have a summit meeting with evil so they could fix it. See, nothing to worry about.

Phoebe, if you love me, you will send this crazy bastard straight to hell!

Beast of legend, myth and lore,

Give my words the power to soar,

And kill this evil evermore.

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