Charmed · Season 1
Okay, Piper tell me the truth. Am I a boyfriend thief?
Totally.
Besides Roger. Whom, by the way, Prue, I never touched.
My boyfriend, Billy Wilson.
[chuckles] Bill-- Will-- Eighth grade Billy Wilson?
You kissed him at homecoming.
I did not kiss him at homecoming.
Oh, please. You were all over him, with your breasts all...whatever.
I didn't even have breasts back then.
Phoebe, you've always had breasts.
So you know... it's not like either one of us has a problem finding guys...
Please.
So if one of us got Leo, it'd be ok with the other one.
Absolutely.
So we can just consider this a friendly competition.
Sibling rivalry.
War.
Exactly!
Hungry?
Uh.
Oh, it's on the house.
You're big on food, aren’t you?
Uh...
No, that's good. You know, actually, in the Mayan culture the cook was second in the hierarchy only to the medicine man.
Mayans? You know about Mayans? Well, you certainly are a handyman, aren't you?
Uh, so, does Phoebe work here too?
Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, she's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now. So what'll it be?
Phoebe (to Leo about Piper): Oh, that's just Piper. She's got to be everyone's mom. Think of her as your mom, I know I do.
Piper, what do you really think about your boss?
I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis...(Piper, Phoebe and Prue all gasp/laugh) Oh my God, I'm gonna be so fired!
For those who want the truth revealed,
Opened hearts and secrets unsealed,
From now until it's now again,
After which the memory ends.
Those who now are in this house,
Will hear the truth from other's mouths.
I don't know. I mean of all the things I thought you were hiding, this was actually nowhere on the list. Does this mean Piper and Phoebe are...
Yeah. We inherited our powers from Mom and Grams.
So, when you have kids...
If they're girls...yes.
Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
I don't know, I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Good news.
(Piper kisses Leo)
How do you feel about guys who make the second move?
Love 'em!
I'm about to tell my boyfriend that I'm a wi...
...nner!
How do modern women keep their legs warm?
We drink coffee.
"To work with One's hands is a great gift."
Well ... "I am a true laborer. I earn that I eat, get that I wear"
"Owe no man hate, envy no man's happiness..."
Melinda/Leo: Shakespeare. (Melinda giggles)
Wasn't that fun? Okay, let's go now.
(They walk out of the room and Leo walks in).
He is a treasure, Piper.
Why you telling me?
Am I the only one having second thoughts?
Yes.
We don't really have any others options.
But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all..
I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too, our powers. (Phoebe picks up a knife.)
What's that for?
Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt.. much. (Phoebe cuts her finger.) I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters? (Prue takes the knife.)
I remember my finger got infected.
(Prue cuts her finger.) Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. (Prue holds out the knife.) Don't hand me that knife.
How are you gonna cut yourself?
I'm not.
Piper.
I can't stand the sight of blood.
Evil beings have blown up in our attic..
..Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes..
And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
No, don’t...don’t rip the dress to make it fit me.
Oh, no, no, I’m not ripping it. It’s called a zipper, see?(Phoebe zips up the dress)
Oh, a wise witch made this.(Melinda takes the dress off of Phoebe and plays with the zipper)
Yeah, and wise witches in this century keep a low profile. You slip this dress on, you’ll blend right in.
You've never asked a guy out before?
Not on a real date, no
I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance' gene?
Probably, 'cause if I remember my biology correctly it's attached to the 'can't mind my own business' gene.
Somebody must have manipulated me into taking it.
The same way someone manipulated me into being a witness against my own sister!
Any idea about what they're talking about?
Not a clue.
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