Charmed · Season 1
(After Piper and Leo have spent the night together)
Between you and Leo, and Prue the new-hot-Wicca woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up.
Don't say that! The moment somebody says that everything always goes south!
Unless you freeze him. Ooh! I couldn't help it, it was so good!
Prue was right about Rex, which means I'm dating a warlock!
Been there, done that!
Problems?
What problems?
Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him.
Piper, you didn't?
I didn't mean to...the first time.
Oh!
I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping.
Obviously.
Phoebe (points): Oh, look, front-clasped bra. She means business.
Ooh, serious business.
(pulls her shirt closed) Do you mind?
No, are you kidding? I think it's great -- as long as he's not still on the clock.
But why all the drama? Why didn't you just kill us and take our powers?
Don't give him any ideas.
No, no, no. I have seen exactly what you can do when you've been confronted directly. That's why I opted for blackmail. See, there is a special spell in the Book of Shadows that strips you of your powers forever. (He shows them the device that looks like a lantern) And this device will capture those powers. Then you'll bring them to me.
Go to hell.
Yeah, I'd love to, darling. I miss it terribly. And this will help me return with honours. In return, I'll give you the photo and tell the police I simply misplaced the tiara. No theft, no motive for murder, no prison. You really don't have much time. Just until the prison guards realize you've escaped. Well?
The Guardian punishes the greedy, so maybe if Clay does something selfless, it'll even the score.
Good luck...
Seasons change, people don't...
I changed. Do you remember what you thought of me before I walked back through that door?
That's different.
How is that different?
You're my sister.
I found someone's business card in his pocket. Buckland's Auction House.
(cutting him off) Ah. Let me guess, Prue Halliwell?
Yeah. How did you know?
I'm cursed.
Don't take this the wrong way, but why are you here, with me, now?
What, can't a guy visit?
Yeah, but you're not just a guy, you're Clay, and Clay comes with strings attached.
Phoebe (talking on the phone with Piper): Okay, you put the jack under the jeep and then put the handle in the base and ratchet it up and down, okay? It's very easy.
Handle. Handle. I don't think I got a handle. Wait, there's a long wooden spoon in the back.
(talking to Prue) That's not gonna work. She's looking for a long wooden spoon.
Oh, my God, that's a lot of blood.
Hey, sweetie.
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. If I pass out and I need a transfusion, I'm AB negative. It's very rare. It could be a problem.
Try not to look at it. And just so you know, I'm AB negative too. Plus, I love good food. Perfect donor.
Nothing. This is just the same crap I've already seen.
I tried Andy's cell phone, no answer.
We can't find anything about revearsing the Wendigo thing.
Well, there's got to be something. Oh, didn't you check this at the bottom of the page? "c.f. Desiderata."
Yeah, like we're supposed to know what that means.
Well, it means "conferred desiderata." It's Latin for "look up things that are yearned for."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so very smart.
Piper.
Don't Piper me. Just shut up!
But we might have to confine you until we get back. So tie you down, I guess.
No! Go to hell!
Do we have any chains?
I actually think I have something. (walks in with handcuffs)
Where did you get the--? Never mind.
...besides, that's your world, I need to find one of my own.
You will.
Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you!
(Phoebe frowns and Prue stares at her confused, Piper starts getting up)
Just kidding, it's a joke!
What would you do if you were in my shoes?
First of all, no one should ever be in those shoes.
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