I still can't believe we vanquished its mummy.
Yeah, but we didn't know it was a mummy and besides, mummy tried to kill us.
S6Little Monsters
What? I'm being ridiculous? There is a demon in the playpen.
S6Chris-Crossed
Paige, where have you been? You're late.
I know, I'm sorry. I got tied up.
Where? At Richard's?
No, I was at work. Get your mind out of the gutter, missy.
Hey, you're the one that orbs home to find lingerie.
Two times! I did that twice.
Yeah, it's about the only time we ever see you anymore.
Why did I come here? To get picked on?
Because we love you.
We kinda miss you.
I am not at Richard's that much. Fine! Maybe I am. But, you know, I am just an orb away if you need help.
Yeah, the thing is, we just gotta be careful. Because if we stray too far away from each other, demons take advantage. We've learned that lesson the hard way a few times.
I know, I know, I get it. I just really don't wanna think of us living together in fifty years.
Naaah, twenty, thirty years, tops.
We can always move to Hong Kong so I can see Jason whenever I want.
How do you say "dream on" in Chinese?
(Phoebe says something in Chinese)
Impressive.
Berlitz. Okay, what about you, missy? Spill it!
Spill what?
Come on, you and Greg? Put out any fires lately?
Is that supposed to be a subtle fireman reference?
Yeah, you like it?
Wait a minute. You're going out with a fire-fighter?
Proof positive. You haven't been around much.
Let's see, they've been seeing each other for about three weeks, and someone, I won't say who, although it's not the fireman, is avoiding taking it to the next step.
I'm not avoiding. I'm just a little reluctant, that's all.
My dear, it is time to get back in the saddle.
Now a cowboy reference.
Piper, you just need to relax and let it happen.
Yeah, easy for you to say. You weren't sleeping with an angel for three years.
Yeah, but you were nervous when you and Leo first started, you know? I seem to remember that you used to freeze him during all the good parts. Hey, maybe you should...
No. I'm not freezing Greg. I'm so nervous, I'd probably blow him up.
Well?
Gutter, gutter, gutter.
(Phoebe laughs)
What are you guys talking about?
Stuff.
Hey, where you going?
I gotta go work on the next demon... stration.
Chris, why don't you relax and have a drink with us?
Thanks, but I didn't come here to relax.
(about Chris, after he leaves) That is one bitchy whitelighter.
You're telling me.
Hey Piper, why don't you go talk to the guilt machine over there?
Hm.
What would you say if I told you whoever attacked Chris was called a Phoenix?
Well, I would say, "What's a Phoenix?" and then you'd probably tell me.
I call upon the ancient power,
To help us in this darkest hour.
Let the book return to this place,
Claim refuge in it's rightful space.
Hear these words, hear the rhyme,
Hear the hope within my mind.
Send me back to where I'll find,
What I wish, in place and time.
BSBianca's mother
Wait, do you have to leave so soon? Can't I help?
BBianca
Yeah. Someday when I ask you what it feels like to kill, don't lie to me. Don't tell me you don't feel a thing.
Welcome home, Chris.
Hello Wyatt.
They're no threat to me. Et Tu, Chris? Of all the people to betray me.
I didn't go back to betray you, Wyatt. I went back to save you.
Save me? From what?
From whatever evil it was that turned you.
That's always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morals. I'm so past that. It's all about power, it's as simple as that.
And whoever has the most power wins, is that it?
That's it. That's why I keep this museum intact. To remind everyone the power from which I was born and that which I possess.
Too bad the rest of the city isn't fairing as well as your shrine here.
You know, if anyone else tried what you tried, I'd kill them on the spot. But you... I've forgiven Bianca, I can forgive you too. If you promise never to cross me again.
I think you know me better than that.
I thought you said you could talk some sense into him.
Leave her out of this!
(To baby Wyatt) If I can't save you, I swear to God I'll stop you.
BBianca
You'll just have to hope the power of two will work, won't you Paige?
S6Witchstock
You and Paige moved out? When?
A few weeks ago. But we're handling everything.
Dear, you have Paige stuck in the past and a demonic blob roaming the manor. Exactly how are you handling things?
Men are like utensils; you use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer until you need them.
They have no right,
They have no power,
Turn their hate sticks into flowers.
RRobin
And so I call upon the Crone--let evil roam inside this home.
(Allen walks in)
AAllen
I thought you were acting strange.
RRobin
Allen? Are you spying on me?
AAllen
How could you, Robin? What about our dream?
RRobin
(her voice turns sinister) My only dream (she raises a fireball) is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures out of you misery tonight.
(Robin is about to throw when Paige walks in)
Robin! (Robin throws the fireball, but Paige dives out of the way)
AAllen
Violence isn't the answer, Robin. Let love replace your fear. I know you felt our love.
RRobin
Yeah, and I still got the stink of it all over me. (she raises another fireball)
Paige Over here! (She knocks over a can of marbles. Robin is knocked off her feet. The fireball goes straight up in the air and lands on Robin, vanquishing her.)
Come to me and be seduced,
I have a girl to introduce.
Fall for her, you can't resist her,
Trust me, mister, she's my sister.
Yeah well, why Me?
Cause he's not my type.
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