What's going on here?
Your grandmother hates her grandson. That's what's going on.
That's not true.
Oh, I'm sorry, you just hate men, is that correct?
S5Necromancing the Stone
Ghosts can still feel pain. Maybe I can just orb his testicles somewhere.
Paige there will be no talk of testicle orbing in front of the child
Not around his daddy either.
Grams was alive when she banished the Necromancer, right?
Right.
Okay, well, now she's dead!
You sound so happy about that.
I call forth from space and time,
Matriarchs from the Halliwell line,
Mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,
Our families spirit without end,
To gather now in this sacred place,
And help us bring this child to grace.
S5Oh My Goddess, Pt 1
Well my boyfriend moved to Hong Kong, I'm thoroughly depressed, but I still managed to sign up six people. and you have?
I have none people.
Hmm. None people.
You and Leo are back in the saddle?
So to speak..
Yay you! God I miss sex!
I'd rather just snipe later than be honest and open about my feelings now.
Did you get anything?
Yeah, frost bite.
Friend or foe?
Not so sure yet.
What do you mean? I saved Paige, didn't I?
Oh, you call that saving, do you?
Ooh check out the size of that Oracle's...ball.
What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over here.
S5Oh My Goddess, Pt 2
You expect us to beat the Titans dressed like this?! Maybe at a costume party!
That's not a costume. That represents your new position and power.
Power? Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?
Because you are the Goddess of War.
Ahh. Well, I guess that explains the pitch fork.
It's not a pitch fork, it's a trident. Be careful, that's a formidable weapon.
Right on. Who wants to fight?
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
You're the Goddess of Love.
Naturally. Well, then that must make me the Goddess of Sanity because I find this ridiculous!
Paige, make love not.. you know. There's no door love can't open, no wall love can't climb, no hurdle love can't... hurdle.
What the hell is this? Goddesses gone wild?
Reason and judgement are the qualities of a leader. Tacitus 100 AD.
Love will keep us together. Captain and Tennille. 1970s.
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