So let me get this straight, you summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work so we can all die together?
Well, the plan has some flaws admittedly.
S4Womb Raider
Where is this baby everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
(voiceover from the letter)If I'm dead right now, I know it was by your hand. No one else in heaven or hell had power over me. Please don't cry. I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you will keep me alive. Forever.
S4Witch Way Now?
You can choose to relinquish your magic and lead normal lives again, unaccounted, free. We'd wipe the entire slate clean. Nobody would come after you again. Well, what do you say?
What do we say? Are you kidding? You can't just freeze the whole world and come in here and drop a bombshell like that and expect a quick decision.
This is the Wasteland, where all vanquished demons end up. The beast feeds on their essence, their powers.
So what are you dong here?
Hanging on to our love.
Okay, in case anyone is wondering, we are officially screwed.
Actually it's because of a demon that I've come to see you, which in and of itself is very rare: we angels of destiny normally don't intervene, except in extraordinary situations: Mozart at age seven, Michelangelo, Albert Einstein... (with clear embarrassment) Britney Spears...
Hey, did you just freeze me?
No dear. The Angel of Destiny did.
I'm a demon with a soul, Phoebe. It's rather unique to the cosmos.
Havin' a crappy day?
Yeah.
Cole?
Yeah.
By the way, thought you'd like to know, neither decision would've affected yours and Leo's personal destiny.
What?
You'll find out soon.
Oh my God.
What?
Don't you get it?
What?
Don't you get it? She's pregnant!
Who's pregnant? I'm pregnant?
Hi baby.
S5A Witch's Tail, Pt 1
Baby Book. My baby book. Oh, look how squishy I was!
Hmm, you were so adorable.
Leo, you can't even see the picture.
I'm your whitelighter, I've been watching you ever since you were a baby.
Uh huh. Yeh, see that's too creepy to think about.
MMylie
You have a very big underwater fanbase.
That's actually the most fun I've seen Phoebe have since Cole died.
Which time?
CCraig
Who are you people?
Witch.
Angel.
Mermaid.
Don't you mean Witch?
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