The Brunette (Phoebe): I can't believe how many leprechauns are at my urn.
Brown-Haired Woman (Piper): They always had the hots for you.
The Brunette (Phoebe): It's a little creepy, but I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead!
“Still Charmed and Kicking” · Season 8
In this episode: Billie Jenkins (1)
The Brunette (Phoebe): Piper, what are you doing?
Brown-Haired Woman (Piper): What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!
The Brunette (Phoebe): Why not? It's my funeral!
(The two dark-haired women drag Janice Dickinson into the kitchen.)
Janice (Paige): What is the meaning of this? Do you have any idea who I am?
The Brunette (Phoebe): Yeah, as a matter of fact we do... (She reveals herself to be Phoebe in a glamour.) Paige.
Janice (Paige): I'm sorry, who?
Brown-Haired Woman (Piper): (She reveals herself to be Piper in a glamour.) Nice try. The jig's up, sis.
Janice (Paige): Oh, all right then, fine. (She reveals herself to be Paige in a glamour.) Well, someone had to cry at my funeral! Didn't they?
(about a fireball the demon Elkin is holding.) Doesn't that burn your hand?
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