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S1 E15Unfinished Business

She just thinks that being mayor is boring and she wants Uncle Paul to deputize her.

She’s not serious

Oh yes she is.

Hey, I think that’s a good idea Kris. You’re uncle could deputise two or three of those ladies, give them assignments by phone, let them do all the work and he just lays back and relaxes.

That is an absolutely preposterous idea

I agree Bosley, totally absurd.

It would never work.

No of course not, I don’t know any woman who would accept something like that. Do you?

Absolutely not.

Good ole Charlie. First he lets us live among the wolves, then he throws us to them.

Do you really think I look like that?

I don't know. It's hard to say. We've never seen you in a mattress garden.

Hi, what brings you here?

I heard you were hanging out with a rough crowd. I just dropped by to see if I could straighten you out.

AAnton

The food is not to your liking, Miss Munroe?

I'm not real crazy about the company either.

I'm glad your back, Angels. I hope your brush with high education was beneficial.

Well if Blackmore is typical, I understand why they call it a finishing school.

Yep. It seemed like some of those girls were majoring in mayhem and blackmail.

And minoring in lying, thievery and intimidation.

Hi, I've heard about you.

BMBloody Mary

Oh yeah, what'd ya hear?

That you're good!

BMBloody Mary

You don't win by being good you win by being first.

You do lead an exciting life Jill.

Where would I have been without you?

Up to your peaches, baby.

Oh I know, and he’s waiting in the lobby for me now. I have to go get in the car with him. I wonder what it’s going to be like getting out of a car going forty miles an hour.

Count your blessings. Sabrina’s entertaining him tonight at ten thousand feet!

Well, I knew you were fast kiddo, but moving in as hostess for the big man on the first day has got to be a record.

It must be my bikini. This style is called ‘Bottoms Up.’

If you'd worn the one Charlie had given you, he'd have proposed by now.

Well, every time I wear it I get proposals, but not of marriage.

Okay we’re late, what are we going to tell Doyle?

JJim

Ah, we’ll tell him we stopped at a motel, he’ll understand that.

Hey, how was I?

JJim

Terrific, terrific.

Okay, I’ll go with Jill, I know what we’re looking for and you keep Bartone off our backs, okay?

It’s not your backs he’s after.

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