A character in Charlie's Angels
Played by Kate Jackson
Charlie's Angels · 75 quotes
Most-quoted character in Charlie's Angels: in 44 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Kelly Garrett (21), Jill Munroe (20), John Bosley (11)
How'd you like your little tour of duty?
It ranked right up there with abscessed teeth.
Not too much, huh?
No.
SabrinaWell, let's put it this way Charlie. The next time duty calls, let's let it call somebody else, huh?
She may be Tracy Martell to you but her police blotter reads Delores Martin, with six priors, starting when she was sixteen. All prostitution beefs.
SabrinaWhat happened to the art history major?
Well that’s the thing, she is in her last year of school, with a 3.4 average.
Wow, not your average lady of the night.
So what’s the tie up between her and consenting adults?
I don’t know but I have a feeling one of us is going to get to play call girl.
SabrinaBingo. Guess who?
If I could squeeze a gold watch out of Charlie now would be the perfect time to retire.
Sabrina(pointing a shotgun) Move and you’re part of the wall!
What a rotten attitude!
How’s your skating class?
Like a scrimmage with the Pittsburgh Steelers
SabrinaDid Charlie tell you why he’s got you taking those lessons yet?
No, all I know is it’s really tough on my...
Legs?
Those too.
Now, wait a minute Sabrina. Let's go over this again. Professor Peter Wycinski hurdled his 60-year-old body onto our porch and marched into our room bearing a bottle of plum brandy?
SabrinaI know that sounds crazy.
Oh, no, it makes perfect sense.
Yeah, just last week Rosalynn Carter leaped through my kitchen window with a quart of chilli.
Free form.
SabrinaWhat exactly is free form?
Show them Bosley. (he starts playing an adult film) Now here’s some film Marvin didn’t want us to see.
Oh, little bo peep.
SabrinaThat is not the little bo peep I knew and loved as a child.
Yeah well this is the unabridged version.
How do they do that?
Very carefully.
I’m confused.
Alright, ask questions and I’ll try to explain.
SabrinaWoah Bosley, don’t you think you put a little too much garlic in there?
No advice please, when I cook I do it alone.
If you eat that much garlic you’ll do everything alone.
Listen, last night at 11.30 I woke up and Halverson was slipping back into the room.
Sabrina11.30? That was just after Faraday was attacked.
Halverson has a grudge against nurses in general.
And maybe Faraday in particular.
Now if he was cleverly and deftly interrogated...
That’s a good idea Bos, the only trouble is you’re the one who’s closest to him, so you’ll have to do it.
Oh that’s amusing, that is very amusingǃ
SabrinaWe’re all invited to the premiere.
Wonderful, I’ll see you there.
Charlie, you mean you’ll come with us?
I mean, I’ll see you there.
SabrinaYes Charlie, but will we see you?
You might, you know I love the movies.
Ah Charlie, how will we know it’s you?
I’ll be wearing a tuxedo.
Charlie, all the men at the premiere will be wearing tuxedos
That’s showbiz.
Well my guess is he’s the murderer. How else would he know that Charlie calls us angels?
SabrinaWell it could have just been a coincidence. He was trying to come on to all three of us at once and he needed a collective noun. Or is angels a pronoun?
Anytime I’m stuck I call everything an adverbial phrase. Yep it’s an adverbial phrase.
Charlie knows what he’s doing.
Oh sure, like the time he sent us to Nova Scotia to find Mrs Carpenter’s killer?
SabrinaOh that was a cute one.
Uh-huh, and the killer was managing a banana plantation in Honduras.
You got him didn’t you?
We were there so long the guy had to come home for Christmas.
License, please.
SabrinaUh, that would be a driver's license.
That's the idea.
SabrinaLook, uh, you're never gonna believe this, but I don't have it with me. You see, I left it in the room when I took my gun out of my purse to shoot at the gorilla who was driving the limousine
The gorilla driving the limousine?
SabrinaI mean, it wasn't really a gorilla. A gorilla can't drive even if he does have his license. It was a person in a gorilla mask.
Have you been drinking, ma'am?
SabrinaYou girls better hit the books, I got some reading of my own to do here. I wonder what Burt Reynolds is up to?
From what I hear anything you ask.
Sabrina(Speaking to Bosley about Dr. Croyden) You know. I got a couple hours before I have to go up again.
So you are about to matriculate?
SabrinaOh, no. I told my mother I'd never do that but I many run around with him a little.
Where do we start?
We start with Kelly getting pregnant.
SabrinaWhat!
Ah, I quit.
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