Well now I know where to come in case of an air raid.
I’ll drink to that.
Oh Kelly’s right, you are tacky tonight.
All S1
We’ve been hired by Dana Cameron’s parents to find Dana’s killer. Notice anything Angels?
How could we miss noticing Charlie?
It’s Kelly almost to a T.
Really? I don’t think she looks that much like me.
In that pose she’s a dead ringer. Sorry I wasn’t trying to be funny.
You weren’t.
Oh, I forgot my bag.
I thought you were going to take a memory course so you’d stop forgetting things.
Oh well it didn’t work out to well, I kept forgetting which night the class was.
You heard that, Charlie?
Everything, Sabrina. And I've already made arrangements for you three to go to prison
Prison? You've got to be kidding, Charlie.
It's no joke, Angels.
You can say that again
Do you have a place to keep a low profile?
A motel in Burbank.
That's as low as a profile can get!
It is just that we have spent a great deal of time and money in recruiting and training you all and you would be very difficult to replace.
What he means is he can't find anyone to work as cheap as we do.
Now move the bottom just a little bit to the left.
I don’t see why the office needs anything like this.
It gives it a little humanity. Try moving it back a hair to the right.
You realise I had this office decorated to reassure the clients of our professionalism.
It could only be reassuring if the client were planning a funeral.
Unfunny.
What now?
Well Bosley’s running our files through a computer.
All our cases?
That’s right. Since the killers already tried for you two, it’s a good bet that I’ll be next.
Welcome to the club.
Thanks a lot. I wish it were a little bit more exclusive.
After sitting in prison for all those years, I'd wanna see my victim die.
That's terrific. Remind me never to get you mad at me.
Hey, I'm going to take the girls for some pizza, kind of an almost-victory party. Y'all want to come along?
(Indicating to her boyfriend.) Sorry, but we've got other plans.
Ah, well, that's a healthy activity too. See you.
Ah-ah Kelly, you know that Charlie does not like to answer personal questions.
That’s true, however I take no offense Kelly. It’s just that thoughts of my marriage tend to remind me of the fellow who woke up one morning to find out he was dead. It ruined what otherwise could have been a beautiful day.
Is Bosley going to meet you at the party?
Yeah, we’re gonna do the fashion designer/model cover.
I thought Bosley hated that swishy designer bit.
Oh he does. This time I’m the designer and he’s the model.
Bosley?
This secrecy has gone on long enough. How tall is Charlie? What colour are his eyes?
Now, now ladies you know I can not divulge anything.
Could you at least tell us his shirt size? How else are we going to get him a present for his birthday?
His birthday? Where were you when it was my birthday? Nobody asked about that, nobody.
I was about to explain that your empire was having some trouble lately.
TTony
Trouble? I would call it calculated disaster.
Like what?
TTony
Equipment breakdowns, arson, busboys walking out of the club on New Years Eve, you name it I’ve had it and now they’re killing off the centrefolds.
That’s where you come in.
As centrefolds?
Kelly, when you took this job you knew there’d be a lot of undercover work.
That’s not undercover! That’s not any cover at all.
TTony
I really hate those scenes
Well I bet you’ve played them often enough
TTony
A few.
I tell you what, cheer up, as soon as I’m out of here you can run right down to the local high school and check out the graduating class.
TTony
You don’t like me very much do you?
No, no it’s not that, I just wish you’d recognise a small portion of the female population.
TTony
Which portion?
The ones over twenty
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