A character in Charlie's Angels
Played by Farah Fawcett
Charlie's Angels · 75 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Charlie's Angels: in 26 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Sabrina Duncan (20), Kelly Garrett (14), John Bosley (6)
How'd you like your little tour of duty?
JillIt ranked right up there with abscessed teeth.
Not too much, huh?
JillNo.
Well, let's put it this way Charlie. The next time duty calls, let's let it call somebody else, huh?
She may be Tracy Martell to you but her police blotter reads Delores Martin, with six priors, starting when she was sixteen. All prostitution beefs.
What happened to the art history major?
Well that’s the thing, she is in her last year of school, with a 3.4 average.
JillWow, not your average lady of the night.
So what’s the tie up between her and consenting adults?
JillI don’t know but I have a feeling one of us is going to get to play call girl.
Bingo. Guess who?
JillIf I could squeeze a gold watch out of Charlie now would be the perfect time to retire.
How’s your skating class?
JillLike a scrimmage with the Pittsburgh Steelers
Did Charlie tell you why he’s got you taking those lessons yet?
JillNo, all I know is it’s really tough on my...
Legs?
JillThose too.
JillI’m in
Do you think they bought it?
JillWell if they didn’t just tell Charlie I want a simple funeral, you know no frills, no fuss. And then I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered all over Charlie’s water bed.
How did you know Charlie had a water bed?
JillJust an educated guess
Uh-huh, I won’t ask you where you got your education.
Now, wait a minute Sabrina. Let's go over this again. Professor Peter Wycinski hurdled his 60-year-old body onto our porch and marched into our room bearing a bottle of plum brandy?
I know that sounds crazy.
JillOh, no, it makes perfect sense.
Yeah, just last week Rosalynn Carter leaped through my kitchen window with a quart of chilli.
JillFree form.
What exactly is free form?
Show them Bosley. (he starts playing an adult film) Now here’s some film Marvin didn’t want us to see.
JillOh, little bo peep.
That is not the little bo peep I knew and loved as a child.
Yeah well this is the unabridged version.
JillHow do they do that?
Very carefully.
JillI’m confused.
Alright, ask questions and I’ll try to explain.
Woah Bosley, don’t you think you put a little too much garlic in there?
No advice please, when I cook I do it alone.
JillIf you eat that much garlic you’ll do everything alone.
Listen, last night at 11.30 I woke up and Halverson was slipping back into the room.
11.30? That was just after Faraday was attacked.
Halverson has a grudge against nurses in general.
JillAnd maybe Faraday in particular.
Now if he was cleverly and deftly interrogated...
JillThat’s a good idea Bos, the only trouble is you’re the one who’s closest to him, so you’ll have to do it.
Oh that’s amusing, that is very amusingǃ
We’re all invited to the premiere.
Wonderful, I’ll see you there.
JillCharlie, you mean you’ll come with us?
I mean, I’ll see you there.
Yes Charlie, but will we see you?
You might, you know I love the movies.
Ah Charlie, how will we know it’s you?
I’ll be wearing a tuxedo.
JillCharlie, all the men at the premiere will be wearing tuxedos
That’s showbiz.
JillWell my guess is he’s the murderer. How else would he know that Charlie calls us angels?
Well it could have just been a coincidence. He was trying to come on to all three of us at once and he needed a collective noun. Or is angels a pronoun?
Anytime I’m stuck I call everything an adverbial phrase. Yep it’s an adverbial phrase.
Hi, what brings you here?
JillI heard you were hanging out with a rough crowd. I just dropped by to see if I could straighten you out.
I'll see if I can get his picture.
JillHow are you gonna get a picture?
With a camera.
You do lead an exciting life Jill.
JillWhere would I have been without you?
Up to your peaches, baby.
JillOh I know, and he’s waiting in the lobby for me now. I have to go get in the car with him. I wonder what it’s going to be like getting out of a car going forty miles an hour.
Count your blessings. Sabrina’s entertaining him tonight at ten thousand feet!
JillRight on schedule stewardess Sabrina
Only way to fly.
Tacky Sabrina, very tacky.
JillWell now I know where to come in case of an air raid.
I’ll drink to that.
JillOh Kelly’s right, you are tacky tonight.
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