A character in Charlie's Angels
Played by Cheryl Ladd
Charlie's Angels · 75 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Charlie's Angels: in 21 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Kelly Garrett (13), Sabrina Duncan (7), John Bosley (7)
What did she tell you about me?
KrisOh well she said you were really a take charge kind of guy. Always on top of things.
I always thought the world of Jill. Did she tell you anything else?
KrisUh-huh, she said you had eyes like Paul Newman and a smile like Robert Redford.
I see that you’ve got your sister’s peculiar sense of humour.
KrisHey is that it? Is that the speaker that Charlie talks to you on?
There is no Charlie, Bos made him up.
Kris(Discussing joining a nudist colony to interview suspects) Well fine, what would you do in my place?
The same thing, I just wouldn’t have thought it would be this funny if it had been me.
Shall we hit the ice for a little practice?
KrisJust my luck. Jill skates like a pro and I get this assignment and all the bruises.
I wonder what Charlie’s gonna say?
KrisYou mean about the cost of Sabrina’s bail?
Uh-huh, it really adds up, doesn’t it? Operating a vehicle without a license, stealing a truck, reckless driving, and I never even heard of felony littering.
Well, while Sabrina was busy turning into one of the ten most wanted, what did we learn?
You flew all this way just because of a spider?
I had to, that girl... It didn’t matter to her that the spider was harmless. Why should she care that she’s started a panic among the other contestants.
Are you certain the spider was harmless?
Of course it was, I stomped on it.
KrisBut was it harmless before you stomped on it?
Well how should I know? I wasn’t going to let it bite me to find out.
How did you go with the police homicide team?
KrisI made a deal with Lieutenant Karuthers, he said he’d help us out here if we told him everything we know.
Well that’s easy, how long does it take to say nothing.
I think I have found you an assistant
Fraulein, pleased to meet you Miss...?
KrisKris Munroe.
Miss Munroe, I would be much pleased to throw my knives at you.
His English is not very good, but you get the point. Do you still want the job?
KrisWell yeah, I’d like to make one phone call first. I’d like to call my mum, she might be able to collect double indemnity if I come out of this with a split personality.
So what do you think of Utopia?
KrisAre you kidding, I’m so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant.
Oh, it’s running you just haven’t caught up to it yet.
KrisWhere do we start?
We start with Kelly getting pregnant.
What!
Ah, I quit.
With my singing I’m going to need more than Bosley to protect me.
KrisHey, wait a minute, you told me you were lead alto in glee club.
Listen, as an alto in glee club I was fair, but as the torch singer in a supper club no way.
What is your vocal range?
Poor to awful.
KrisThere's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears.
I have not heard this theory before.
Neither have I.
KrisWell, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are.
KrisCharlie, you don’t mean to say that we are going to be wallowing in all that luxury.
I don’t believe wallow is quite the word Kris. You’re going to work there as an exercise instructor.
What about me Charlie?
You’ll take your expertise into the diet kitchen, Sabrina. Nothing like the thirty calorie chocolate mousse to raise moral.
Ah, the galley slave. How about Kelly?
Somebody has to be a guest.
KrisTeachers pet.
I’ll wave to you.
Kathy became interested in the occult right after Martin was killed. I think she wanted to get into the institute so she could attempt to contact him.
Yeah, or to fleece his Aunt.
KrisWell listen if she was part of the scheme to fleece Clare I doubt that she agreed to be killed.
No that is a bit drastic.
(As Kris and Jill walk in) How'd you get here so fast?
KrisHave you ever taken Sunset Boulevard with somebody that came in 3rd at Le Mans?
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