DDarius
This is crazy. I told you already, I was in class when Mr. Fink was killed.
Nobody remembers seeing you there.
DDarius
I sat in the back.
The naughty kids always do.
S2 E11The Fifth Bullet
S2 E12A Rose For Everafter
KBKira Blaine
Of all the murders, in all the cities, at all the weddings, and you walk into mine.
[to Ryan and Esposito]: Aren't you guys supposed to be running background checks?
We are.
On the bride. All day yesterday, I kept feeling like I'd heard the name 'Kira Blaine' before and then it hits me - the dedication of Castle's second book [points to cover of book] "A Rose For Everafter"
[reading from book]: For Kira Blaine - you make the stars shine.
[Esposito and Ryan turn and grin at Beckett, who is staring at them]
[pause] When I'm not here, do you guys braid each other's hair and debate who's the coolest Jonas brother?
No. But it's totally Nick.
Absolutely Nick.
[amused] Girl, I'm gonna smack you! You work side by side everyday. He writes a sex scene in his book about you that had me reaching for ice water. Now, little miss bride shows up. Don't tell me you're not the least bit jealous.
Oh, please. You've been inhaling too many autopsy fluids. [Beckett begins to leave the room.]
Honey, just because you can't see whats goin' on [Voice escalates as Beckett starts leaving] doesn't mean everyone else doesn't see what's going on!
[from outside the room, in a singsong] Shut up!
[to Sophie, the corpse] Mm-hmm. I see it. You may not, but I do.
Bridesmaid dresses are supposed to be hideous.
Really? Why?
So that the bride looks more beautiful in comparison.
Ah, see? Not a woman alive who doesn't think about her wedding day, not even Kate Beckett. Tell me you never tore a picture of a wedding gown out of a magazine.
[pointedly] I've never torn a picture of a wedding gown out of a magazine. [walks away and smirks]
You're lying. She's lying.
Mmm-hmm.
Hello, Sheila.
SBSheila Blaine
Richard. Figures you'd be at the heart of this mess.
Detective Beckett, this is Sheila Blaine, mother of the bride. So, I guess I didn't end up homeless or teaching at a third-rate college in New Hampshire after all.
SSheila
There's still time.
I've missed our special talks. [to Beckett] Sheila didn't approve of struggling artists. [to Sheila] You must like Greg, though. He's from money, right?
SSheila
It was never about the money, Richard. It was about character. And you would know that, if you had any.
Wow! Just imagine, if things had worked out, you'd be spending Thanksgivings with her.
S2 E13Sucker Punch
[Beckett has discovered who killed her mother, only to have to shoot him to save Castle's life]
It wasn't your fault, you know.
I overstepped. I came down here to say that I'm sorry... and that I'm through. I can't shadow you any more. If it wasn't for me --
If it wasn't for you, I would never have found my mom's killer. And some day soon I'm gonna find the sons of bitches who had him kill her. And I'd like you around when I do. And if you tell anyone what I'm about to say there's gonna be another shooting, but... I've gotten used to you pulling my pigtails. I have a hard job, Castle, and having you around makes it a little more fun.
...Your secret's safe with me.
[Beckett, unsure if she can continue the case, speaks to her father]
JBJim Beckett
Your mother always said that life never delivers anything that we can't handle. She lived by that, you know. Called it "Johanna's Immutable Law of the Universe." And for years, I thought she was wrong. Because I couldn't handle losing her. Now, I can almost hear her whisper, "I told you so."
[smiling] Four of Mom's favorite words.
JJim
Look, she was a devout believer in the truth. And if she were here right now, she'd tell you the truth can never hurt you. You know, this may be your mother's way of reaching out to you, Katie. And reminding you that the truth is still your weapon to wield. Not theirs.
Ten years since we came home and found that detective waiting for us. Ten years since we crossed that yellow tape and went into that alley. And every time I cross the tape at a crime scene, I think of that night.
That's what makes you such a good cop.
What if I let her down?
Do you know why I chose you as my inspiration for Nikki Heat?
No. Why?
Because you're tall. [Beckett smiles and relaxes] Now go in there and do your job.
Montgomery's post-incident evaluation. You come off like Steven Segal.
Should I be flattered or insulted?
Both.
S2 E14The Third Man
Esposito [to Castle]: Why do you care about some mother-freaking snakes on a mother-freaking plane?
There are two things in abundance in South Africa: racial hatred and diamonds.
Ryan [about Beckett and Castle]: Do they know they're finishing each other's sentences?
If this squatter was so meticulous about putting things back, why'd he leave all this for us to find?
You're right. It makes no sense.
[surprised] What? No grand theatrical theory to spin for us?
Honestly, I got nothing.
CCastle
So, how was your day?
I had a truly great day. I got pulled out of class and called to the vice-principal's office.
CCastle
Why? What did she want?
You. Here's her number.
CCastle
Her number?
Oh! And my German teacher, Fraulein Sonnenberg wanted me to tell you, auf Deutsch, "Du hast Sexappeal." She's two years from ordering off the senior menu, but here's her number, too.
CCastle
Fraulein Sonnenberg?
Too old? That's okay, 'cause my friend Sloan thinks you're real choice. She's 17, but she'll be legal in three months. Hey, maybe we could double?
CCastle
[beginning to grin] Oh? You hate me a little bit right now, don't you?
Just a little.
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