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S2 E8Kill the Messenger

BWBlake Wellesley

I speak for the entire Wellesley family when I say you can expect our full cooperation in this investigation.

But? You can tell, there's a "but" coming.

BBlake

Not a "but", a "however". Like I said, we'll cooperate, however, we request these unannounced interviews come to a stop.

Here we go.

Beckett, let's hear him out.

BBlake

I apologize if I'm coming off like one of those guys, Detective. It's just that these impromptu visits are a bit awkward. My nephew Trent said you spoke to him when he visited my mother. Mother became very confused, very upset. I'm sure there's a better way to facilitate this.

Like what?

BBlake

Well, I propose that all further interviews be coordinated by me and conducted at my offices. What do you think?

Thank you for your offer, Mr. Wellesley. It's very nice of you.

BBlake

[rising up from his seat] Not at all. I'll give you my number-

Hold on. I, too, have a "however". Thank you for your offer, however, my detectives will conduct their investigation in any manner they see fit.

BBlake

Captain, I can get the commissioner on the phone in under a minute.

Well, tell him I said hi, and I could really use a raise. [Rising up] I think we're done here. [Lets out his hand to shake, but Blake walks away. After he leaves…]

That was awesome!

Whatever you guys are doing, keep doing it. They're circling the wagons.

[rising up, and pointing at Montgomery with a grin] Awesome!

What will Chet think if he expects 1980s Martha, and present-day Martha shows up?

You tell anyone I said this, and I'll deny it. And I'm only gonna say it once; 1980s Martha was pretty great, but present-day Martha is pretty spectacular, too.

I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need to protect her family's reputation.

CCastle

You will never have this problem. Between Grams and myself, our family reputation's already in ruins.

Mmm. Lucky me.

S2 E9Love Me Dead

JJessup

[Regarding his handcuffs] Hey, you guys mind if I take these things off? I'm starting to feel like a stereotype riding around in the back of a police car wearing them.

Sure. Do you want my key?

JJessup

Nah, I got it. Thanks. [Undoes his handcuffs]

How did you do that?

JJessup

I've always been good with locks. When I was in the joint, I was thinking how can I take this and make it more productive, you know? So, I've been applying for locksmith schools, but, you know, they won't let me in on account that I'm a felon. Can you believe that?

A felon who wants to be a locksmith. What could possibly go wrong there?

JJessup

You don't have to be mean about it.

Yeah. Wow.

[Beckett glares, beat, Castle relocated to back seat with Jessup]

How does a prosecutor get into business with a criminal?

Well, it's hard out there for a pimp who's also a DA. Ooh, that be a good character for a novel. A star prosecutor who's always excelled at everything he's ever done. He couldn't possibly imagine that being a pimp would be a bigger job than he can handle by himself. But one day he gets a call, one of his girls has been knocked around by a client. He realises there's nothing he can do about it, he's a very public figure. So, a white collar prosecutor decides to hire a blue collared enforcer. Can't exactly take out an ad on Craigslist for that. But fortunately enough, he has a big stack of qualified candidates sitting right on his desk.

Which is where he found John Knox. A criminal who mostly managed to stay out of prison.

Which makes him a smart criminal.

Yeah.

Buckley offers him a deal. "Come work for me, I'll throw your case." And Knox does. For a while, everyone's happy. But then Knox decides he's not happy being number two anymore. He takes Buckley's client list, tells Buckley to take a hike.

Knowing that Buckley can't do anything about it without risking exposure.

But Buckley's never backed down from a fight in his life. He gets the cops to drag Knox down to his office to remind him who's boss.

But Knox took it up a notch, sending a warning shot across Buckley's bow by threatening his brother-in-law.

And when Buckely wouldn't back down, Knox threw him off the roof of the parking garage.

Jeez, if only we had some proof.

Who needs proof? What a great story.

S2 E10One Man's Treasure

Castle [after seeing Alexis dressed maturely for work]: Did that ever happen to you with me? One day you look and see your boy all grown up?

I'm still waiting for that moment, actually.

...I set you up for that, didn't I?

Castle [to Beckett]: That was pretty cool, the way you filled in the story there. I think I must be rubbing off on you... That sounded dirtier than I meant it.

…but changing your identity? The math doesn't quite add up for me.

You know what math doesn’t add up for me? Two wives.

One wife too many for you?

Two wives too many.

Seems like the common denominator in that equation is you.

Well?

Alexis? She's fine.

You know, her first day at preschool, I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.

First time my son went to summer camp, I followed the bus all the way to the Adirondacks.

[Two laugh together]

You two are both either very sweet or very creepy.

…Maybe it was a pride thing.

Yeah, but you factor in the sublet, not to mention gas, that's a high price to pay for pride.

Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.

Oh, see, that's just a stereotype-

Don't. Don't. That's… She is baiting us, all right. Just ignore her, and she'll lose her witchy powers.

You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office. [As they rise, Beckett looks around and checks her pockets]

Lose something?

Um, where… where, um… Where's my broom?

[Castle laughs sarcastically]

S2 E11The Fifth Bullet

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