[Watching Gates with the collectable doll]
Who knew that Gates had a softer side? It’s, um…
Creepy. Very, very creepy
S5 E3Secret's Safe with Me
[To Angelica when they learned who the killer is]
I’ve worked a lot of murder cases, waiting patiently for the day I could unequivocally exclaim… [Turns around and points to Kirby] “The butler did it!”
S5 E4Murder He Wrote
[After seeing a bloodied man stumble into the pool.]
Call 911
[Scowling at him] You think?
[Trying to find out who Beckett’s boyfriend is.]
We’re thinking the most likely scenario is that it was the last guy that she was with.
Doctor Joshua Davidson.
Mm-hm.
It’s him, isn’t it?
Okay, I get that you don’t have a life, Javi, but you’re married, Kevin, so what’s your excuse?
I-
Whoever Beckett’s boyfriend is, is none of your business.
Come on, Lanie. You must know who it is. She went back to Josh, didn’t she?
Is this how you interrogate people? ‘Cause you ain’t doing nothing but pissing me off.
[Over the phone]
Hey, Castle. Yeah, I’m gonna put you on speakerphone so you can weigh in on this.
Weigh in on what?
Well, we’re in the morgue with Lanie trying to figure out who Beckett’s boyfriend is.
I have nothing to do with this nonsense. [walks away]
Yeah, until you’re bagging their mangled bodies when Beckett finds out.
[Beckett smiles]
Pfft! Like we’re afraid of Beckett. [Chuckles]
Besides, how’s she gonna find out?
[Castle quickly snatches the phone away before an infuriated Beckett can grab it]
Why are you even helping them?
Oh, come on. The good news is, they’re completely fooled about us.
Yeah, well, I don’t understand why they even care.
Ah, why do people care about Brangelina?
Oh, so we’re Brangelina now?
No. No, no, we’re Rick-ate. No, we’re Kat-ick.
Mmm…
Cas-kett. Ooh, that’s good! ‘Cause of the whole murder thing. Caskett?
Mm-hm
S5 E5Probable Cause
Jewelry. I never would've thought of that.
I guess I'll have to remind you when my birthday's coming up.
Why, Detective Beckett, was that a hint you just dropped?
Why, Mr. Castle, I do believe it was.
Shameless.
They still haven’t found the body.
They won’t. He’s not dead.
Castle, what are you saying?
This was never about me. This was about him. Those initials in her datebook, he’s not that careless. He wanted us to find that place. He wanted us on this bridge. Tessa’s murder, the frame up, all of it was to get us here so we could help him do what he couldn’t do for himself. Disappear, so he can start killing again.
You think he planned this?
How does a wanted man stop being wanted? [Thumbs the bridge] It has to be public, and it has to be final.
Do you know how crazy that sounds?
No one’s gonna be looking for him anymore.
You shot him. He’s dead. It’s over. [Walks away]
For now.
S5 E6The Final Frontier
I am a fan of good sci-fi. Star Trek. Battlestar. That Joss Whedon show.
Perlmutter. Good to see you.
Ah. If only the feeling were mutual.
So I was a Nebula 9 fan. Big deal.
Oh, you were beyond a fan. You dressed up in costume. You.
Okay, yes. I was a sci-fi loving, costume-wearing geek. And you know what? Not ashamed of it or of Nebula 9. Despite what you think, it was an awesome show.
Hmm. I'll tell you what. I’ll forgive you your terrible taste if you try on that Nebula 9 costume for me.
In your dreams.
Look at my life. My dreams come true.
Are you saying...
She was killed by a phaser?!
Well, as much as it pains me, Mr. Castle is largely correct. She was killed by a high-intensity laser beam.
A real sci-fi murder at a sci-fi convention. This keeps getting better.
Well, let’s go back to the e-mails of the crazed Nebula 9 fans. And when I say ‘crazed fans,” I’m not referring to you. You are a megafan.
Nice one. Coming from the guy with the life-sized Boba Fett in his bathroom.
Point taken.
S5 E7Swan Song
We found blood-stained overalls in his van. We sent them to be tested to see if they match the blood from our vic.
Oh, they match. Trust me, bro. You don’t have to worry about this creep hurting anyone ever again. [To the camera] That’s a gift, from me to you. You’re welcome, America
Well, looks like our stalker was telling the truth. Prelim shows that the blood on his overalls was his. Sorry, partner.
Huh. Well, at least grabbing the guy up wasn’t a total bust.
I don’t know. Seems to be the definition of a total bust.
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