[After seeing a bloodied man stumble into the pool.]
Call 911
[Scowling at him] You think?
“Murder He Wrote” · Season 5, Episode 4
In this episode: Richard Castle (3), Kate Beckett (2), Javier Esposito (2), Kevin Ryan (2), Lanie Parish (2)
[Trying to find out who Beckett’s boyfriend is.]
We’re thinking the most likely scenario is that it was the last guy that she was with.
Doctor Joshua Davidson.
Mm-hm.
It’s him, isn’t it?
Okay, I get that you don’t have a life, Javi, but you’re married, Kevin, so what’s your excuse?
I-
Whoever Beckett’s boyfriend is, is none of your business.
Come on, Lanie. You must know who it is. She went back to Josh, didn’t she?
Is this how you interrogate people? ‘Cause you ain’t doing nothing but pissing me off.
[Over the phone]
Hey, Castle. Yeah, I’m gonna put you on speakerphone so you can weigh in on this.
Weigh in on what?
Well, we’re in the morgue with Lanie trying to figure out who Beckett’s boyfriend is.
I have nothing to do with this nonsense. [walks away]
Yeah, until you’re bagging their mangled bodies when Beckett finds out.
[Beckett smiles]
Pfft! Like we’re afraid of Beckett. [Chuckles]
Besides, how’s she gonna find out?
[Castle quickly snatches the phone away before an infuriated Beckett can grab it]
Why are you even helping them?
Oh, come on. The good news is, they’re completely fooled about us.
Yeah, well, I don’t understand why they even care.
Ah, why do people care about Brangelina?
Oh, so we’re Brangelina now?
No. No, no, we’re Rick-ate. No, we’re Kat-ick.
Mmm…
Cas-kett. Ooh, that’s good! ‘Cause of the whole murder thing. Caskett?
Mm-hm
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