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S3 E18One Life to Lose

Kate Beckett: Maybe Sarah was having an affair.

Rick Castle: Well, that makes perfect sense. Sarah was separated from her husband, Vince. And after long, grueling days at work, she'd go home to a cold, empty apartment. Feeling lonely, betrayed, she seeks comfort in the arms of this mystery man.

Kate Beckett: And she decides that she wants her husband back, so she writes his mistress, Mandy Bronson, off the show in order to save their marriage.

Rick Castle:And her next step would be to get rid of the other man.

Kate Beckett: So maybe the other man didn’t go off quietly into the night.

Kevin Ryan:Do you two practice this when we're not around?

Kate Beckett: Okay, found the deal memo Sarah signed in order to get Lance out for his movie.

Rick Castle: He wasn't lying. My mother's never going to let me forget this.

Kate Beckett: Oh, come on, Castle. She'll probably think it was sweet that you were concerned about her.

Rick Castle: This is Martha Rogers we are talking about. I intruded on her "moment." No, I will pay dearly.

Kate Beckett: When Lance came here, Sarah told him that someone wasn't who she thought they were. Who do you think that was?

Rick Castle: How about the woman who makes my mother look like a saint?

Kate Beckett: Yeah, but Sarah already cut Gloria out of her life. Maybe ... Maybe it was her cheating husband.

Rick Castle: Except Lance met with Sarah after Mandy Bronson. By the time Mandy showed up, Sarah'd already decided what she wanted to do with her marriage.

Kate Beckett: Yeah, but even if Sarah decided that she was gonna get back together with Vince, it doesn't mean that she didn't have doubts.

Rick Castle: No. No, you're right. Except he has an alibi. Everyone has an alibi.

Kate Beckett: Yeah, well, somebody out there doesn’t, and we are gonna find them.

Rick Castle: [looking at his watch] Maybe we should sleep on it. [Beckett looks at him] Separately. Katherine Beckett, I never…

S3 E19Law & Murder

Rick Castle: Why were there news vans out front?

Kate Beckett: Because of who our victim is. Joe McUsic.

Rick Castle: Who?

Kate Beckett: Juror number seven in the Lyla Addison case.

Rick Castle: The Addison case? Seriously? What happened?

Kate Beckett: He dropped dead during the closing argument. Lanie thinks that he was poisoned.

Rick Castle: [pulls out his phone and starts texting] Heir to the Addison fortune is murdered and, during the trial, a juror is murdered as well. This has all the makings of a John Grisham novel.

Kate Beckett: What are you doing?

Rick Castle: I'm texting my poker group, calling dibs on this story.

[Seeing a suspect on surveillance footage giving a coffee to the victim]

Looks like he makes a killer Cappuccino! [Beckett gives him a glance] Too soon...

[The D.A. is furious about his administrative assistant is being called in without informing him]

You called the D.A.'s personal assitant without informing him?

Sir, I'm sorry, I was...

Smart move! Well you see what just happened? He could have called and asked why his assistant was here, but he came in personally.

He wanted to stop the interview!

He's hiding something!

Ordell Williams was right, it's a consp... [seeing Beckett writing "Conspiracy" on the murder board] ...iracy...

I agree. I know, weird...

Yeah, weird, but ... good, because that's just the tip of the iceberg. Are you ready for the Titanic?

S3 E20Slice of Death

[Seeing the victim’s body in the oven.]

Okay. That is really…

Well done.

Another couple of hours, maybe. But luckily for me he’s only half-baked.

[Beckett gives her a look]

RCRalph Carbone

You gotta be kidding me!

NJNick Jr.

Dad, these are the cops.

You must be Authentic Nick.

RRalph

The one and only.

Nick? I have the proprietor listed as Ralph Carbone.

RRalph

Yeah, that’s me. Everybody calls me Nick.

Why?

RRalph

Because that’s what everybody calls me.

RRalph

They’re thieves. They live off of our name. And they’re not even real Nicks. I’m the only real Nick.

And your real name is Ralph.

RRalph

Exactly.

Castle, never underestimate the power of a woman on a mission.

No, I don’t. And I have the alimony checks to prove it.

S3 E22To Love and Die in L.A.

[Castle and Beckett have been caught breaking into a house in L.A.]

Are you arresting us?

LKLAPD Detective Kyle Sieger

Much worse. Somebody wants to have a word with you. [pulls out his phone] You're on speaker sir.

[via phone] Breaking into people's houses, that's your idea of a vacation, Beckett?

Sir, I can explain, I was...

No you cannot. What you can do is get your ass on the next flight out.

Uh, we have a dinner reservation at Sebago, is the morning ok?

Oh this is all a big joke to you, isn't it Castle? But when Beckett is working mall security, I guess following her around isn't going to have quite the same allure. Both of you, come home now.

[after a failed meeting with the killer]

So what happened? [Beckett stomps up and pokes him hard in the chest] Ow!

I was trying to keep him from seeing you, and so I pushed too hard and he made me. He called me green Castle, what the hell were you doing?!

I saw his phone in the cabana, I thought it was worth the risk.

You took his phone?

No! No, I took a picture of his recent call list.

What? Where is it?

Don't...don't poke me.

Poke you? I want to kiss you.

[to Ryan and Esposito] Gentlemen. Where are we with Violet Young?

Just got off the phone with her mother. She says she remembers Violet having a roommate who lives near Canal Street.

Ya, we're gonna head over there and see if Violet reached out to her.

Well let me know. You heard from Beckett?

No sir.

Ya, me neither.

She's not answering her cell?

Maybe she's airborne.

Hmm, that would explain her phone being turned off.

You know, I'm trying to decide who is the worse liar...him [Esposito] or you [Ryan]. Go find Violet Young and help Beckett put this thing to bed, alright?

[Beckett is calling Mannis' cell phone, unaware that Ryan and Esposito have already encountered him]

[over phone] Yo.

Esposito?!

Beckett?

Are you with Mannis?

Ya I just shot him. Why are you calling him?

Look, we need to know where and when Gans is selling those bullets.

Done. Where's the deal going down?

MMannis

I'm hit, man. Call an ambulance.

Oh, my partner's on that.

Nine. One. What-- what comes after that one?

MMannis

I'm in pain here, man!

It's over, Mannis. You give us the meet location, I'll tell the D.A. in L.A. that you cooperated.

MMannis

Ah!!! Santa Monica pier! Six o'clock! Now call an ambulance!

Who shot Royce?

MMannis

It was Ganz.

You get that?

Yeah, we got it. Thanks. Got to get to Santa Monica pier.

It's quarter after six now.

This is gonna be our last chance to get Ganz.

LKLAPD Detective Kyle Sieger

Okay, let's roll.

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