[Seeing the victim’s body in the oven.]
Okay. That is really…
Well done.
Another couple of hours, maybe. But luckily for me he’s only half-baked.
[Beckett gives her a look]
“Slice of Death” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Richard Castle (5), Kate Beckett (4), Lanie Parish (1)
RCRalph Carbone
You gotta be kidding me!
NJNick Jr.
Dad, these are the cops.
You must be Authentic Nick.
RRalph
The one and only.
Nick? I have the proprietor listed as Ralph Carbone.
RRalph
Yeah, that’s me. Everybody calls me Nick.
Why?
RRalph
Because that’s what everybody calls me.
RRalph
They’re thieves. They live off of our name. And they’re not even real Nicks. I’m the only real Nick.
And your real name is Ralph.
RRalph
Exactly.
You had a lot of imaginary friends growing up, didn’t you?
Still do.
Castle, never underestimate the power of a woman on a mission.
No, I don’t. And I have the alimony checks to prove it.
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