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Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth.
Given the state of undress I would say it's more likely a sexual fetish.
I can do the chocolate. I will even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel? I prefer slippery to sticky.
[To Ryan] Does she know we can hear her?
[After learning where Mistress Venom worked]
[On the phone] Hi, my name is Kate, and my boyfriend has been a very bad boy. [Castle smirks] Yes, that's right. His name's Ricky.
What're you doin'? [Chasing after Beckett who is still on the phone]
Actually, a friend of mine recommended a Mistress Venom - is she available tonight? 4pm? Sure, that's perfect, thank you.
OK, that's very funny, now call her back!
Uh-uh Castle, this is the perfect way to get Venom without tipping our hand. [Starting to walk away and turns around] What's the matter Castle, you afraid of a little role play? [Smirking]
Yeah, you better run!
[At the dungeon]
Welcome to Lady Irena's House Of Pain, how can I serve you?
[Shouting at Castle] Well, answer her! [to the receptionist] You see what I have to deal with? My boyfriend Ricky has an appointment at 4pm with Mistress Venom.
Will you be joining her?
Oh yes! I've been dying to watch him squirm!
Mistress Venom will be delighted to have an audience. Follow me please.
Do you think we could gag him?
[Looking concerned] Remember, my safe word is Apples!
[Castle, Beckett and Esposito looking at the suspect in the interrogation room]
Castle, why don’t you sit this one out? I think Mr. Caraway will respond better to a strong…[zips up her jacket] …female hand.
[After Beckett walks away, Castle grins with Esposito]
Sam-I-Am. In a box. With a fox. We’re gonna need some popcorn.
[When Alexis tells Castle and Martha that she’s giving up on cheerleading]
Well, we both learned a valuable lesson today. You learned that you can expand your horizons and grow. I learned that, if that involves short skirts and boys, [sternly] I’m not going to like it.
Fair enough.
Ask me why I'm here.
You know, I ask myself that question every day.
Quick, who do you want to play you in the Nikki Heat movie?
[As if it's the most obvious answer in the world] Halle Berry.
See? Some people are just great at that game! You know who we could get for you? Angelina? No. Kate Beckett… Kate Beckinsale. We'll call you K-Becks!
What is he doing?
He, uh, touches things.
Night vision goggles. Think I have the newer model though. Maybe in my third book, Nikki Heat will cross paths with a good looking yet cold-hearted FBI profiler. Call it Federal Heat. [Both Beckett and Jordan glare at him] …Or maybe not.
So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Um, we're, we're not sleeping together. We, he just observes me.
Yeah, I've seen the way he observes you.
No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
I've been profiling people for a long time. I'm hardly ever wrong.
Well, this time you are. Wrong.
So if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
You know I can hear you.
He's actually proven to be surprisingly helpful.
Huh, I'll take your word on that. [Sees Castle playing with a Taser ] Put. The Taser. Down.
[After Tasering a running suspect] See, I'm helping.
Yeah, I'll buy you an ice cream later.
I'm here to protect you.
What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?
[Simultaneously] She's a taxidermist!
It's so cute the way you two do that.
[Castle grins, Beckett rolls her eyes]
Nikki will burn. I can see the poetry in that. [Beckett looks at him] The terrible, homicidal poetry.
It's a fact of life. People we love leave us. Unless you chain them to a radiator, which for some reason is illegal.
If you keep quoting Jordan, I'm gonna turn the radio way up. [Walks off]
[To Ryan and Esposito] Jealous.
Oh, Richard, darling, you're just in time. I made dinner. [Holds up a takeout container]
Mother, what are you doing here?
Oh, we're eating. You know, something families do a couple of times a day.
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