Kate Beckett quotes from Castle

Castle

Call 911

Beckett

[Scowling at him] You think?

Beckett

Why are you even helping them?

Castle

Oh, come on. The good news is, they’re completely fooled about us.

Beckett

Yeah, well, I don’t understand why they even care.

Castle

Ah, why do people care about Brangelina?

Beckett

Oh, so we’re Brangelina now?

Castle

No. No, no, we’re Rick-ate. No, we’re Kat-ick.

Beckett

Mmm…

Castle

Cas-kett. Ooh, that’s good! ‘Cause of the whole murder thing. Caskett?

Beckett

Mm-hm

Castle

Jewelry. I never would've thought of that.

Beckett

I guess I'll have to remind you when my birthday's coming up.

Castle

Why, Detective Beckett, was that a hint you just dropped?

Beckett

Why, Mr. Castle, I do believe it was.

Castle

Shameless.

Beckett

They still haven’t found the body.

Castle

They won’t. He’s not dead.

Beckett

Castle, what are you saying?

Castle

This was never about me. This was about him. Those initials in her datebook, he’s not that careless. He wanted us to find that place. He wanted us on this bridge. Tessa’s murder, the frame up, all of it was to get us here so we could help him do what he couldn’t do for himself. Disappear, so he can start killing again.

Beckett

You think he planned this?

Castle

How does a wanted man stop being wanted? [Thumbs the bridge] It has to be public, and it has to be final.

Beckett

Do you know how crazy that sounds?

Castle

No one’s gonna be looking for him anymore.

Beckett

You shot him. He’s dead. It’s over. [Walks away]

Castle

For now.

Beckett

So I was a Nebula 9 fan. Big deal.

Castle

Oh, you were beyond a fan. You dressed up in costume. You.

Beckett

Okay, yes. I was a sci-fi loving, costume-wearing geek. And you know what? Not ashamed of it or of Nebula 9. Despite what you think, it was an awesome show.

Castle

Hmm. I'll tell you what. I’ll forgive you your terrible taste if you try on that Nebula 9 costume for me.

Beckett

In your dreams.

Castle

Look at my life. My dreams come true.

Beckett

Are you saying...

Castle

She was killed by a phaser?!

Well, as much as it pains me, Mr. Castle is largely correct. She was killed by a high-intensity laser beam.

Castle

A real sci-fi murder at a sci-fi convention. This keeps getting better.

Castle

Well, let’s go back to the e-mails of the crazed Nebula 9 fans. And when I say ‘crazed fans,” I’m not referring to you. You are a megafan.

Beckett

Nice one. Coming from the guy with the life-sized Boba Fett in his bathroom.

Castle

Point taken.

Castle

This all points to one thing.

Ryan

Drugs.

Castle

Drugs… Drugs.

Beckett

That’s an interesting theory, but that’s pure speculation.

Castle

Actually, it’s not. Pure speculation would be Swan purchasing thermonuclear technology to have a scientist make him an amplifier that went all the way to 12. This, musicians buying drugs… [Into the camera]…that’s just Monday morning’s crossword.

Beckett

Look, I know I’m not the easiest person on the planet to get to know, but you guys have been patient, and I’ve got something to show you. It’s a secret. Actually, Castle doesn’t even know about it. It’s this place that I love to go to. And once you see it, I think you guys will understand me a whole lot better. [Opens a door] Go ahead. All the way to the back.

Hey! Hey!

Castle

I’m just saying, there have been worse dinners.

Beckett

Like what?

Castle

Well, the dining scene from Alien comes to mind.

Beckett

Honestly, a creature bursting out of my dad’s chest might have lightened the mood.

Castle

Well, this looks like the work of a pro.

Beckett

Someone had a priest assassinated? It’s like a Vatican conspiracy. Ah. It’s The Da Vinci Code.

[To Beckett] Nervous?

Beckett

No. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to send a message. They can hear static when I press the button, so I thought I'd send an SOS, but...

It's okay to be worried.

Beckett

[About Castle] He's gonna be fine. He's, um, he's smart and he's resourceful, so...

Larger than life, from another world.

Beckett

How did you...

Please, we're in a basement. Sound carries, I heard.

Beckett

That was a personal conversation.

About how different you two are, and that worries you, right?

Beckett

I don't want to have this discussion right now.

And those differences that are so charming now, they may end up just pulling you apart.

Beckett

Who are you, Dr. Phil?

No, Just a guy that may die tonight realizing that life's short. Trust me. Living your life for now makes a lot more sense than worrying about the future.

Ryan

Hey, so I heard from Air Traffic Control, but you’re not gonna like the news. They have no record of anyone flying over the park during the time our guy hit the ground.

Beckett

How is that even possible?

Castle

Santa had his sleigh in stealth mode

Beckett

He might have been robbed.

Castle

Uh, robbed and then launched into space?

Beckett

And how is that less plausible than your sleigh?

Castle

I think you mean less “clausible.”

Gates

[Looking down at her ringing phone] Oh. Speaking of people having their homes stolen.

Beckett

Is that your mother-in-law again, sir?

Gates

Detective, if you happen to receive a report of a homicide tonight at my address, do me a favor. Ignore it.

Beckett

[Laughs] Yes, sir.