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Castle · Season 5, Episode 8

“After Hours” quotes from Castle

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“After Hours” · Season 5, Episode 8

In this episode: Richard Castle (3), Kate Beckett (3), Javier Esposito (1), Kevin Ryan (1), Martha Rodgers (1), Victoria Gates (1)

I’m just saying, there have been worse dinners.

Like what?

Well, the dining scene from Alien comes to mind.

Honestly, a creature bursting out of my dad’s chest might have lightened the mood.

Well, this looks like the work of a pro.

Someone had a priest assassinated? It’s like a Vatican conspiracy. Ah. It’s The Da Vinci Code.

Nun walks into a precinct... It’s like the beginnings of a bad joke. [Begins fixing his tie]

You wanna borrow a comb of something?

Shut up.

You know what this reminds me of? Watching one of those body-switching movies where the guy looks like a grown man, but he’s actually 12.

Hey! Let me tell you something. Catholic school is like combat. Unless you’ve been there, you don’t know.

Uh, I have, been there, in combat. And it’s way worse than some old lady.

Captain Gates? Captain Gates.

What are you two doing down here?

Well, after I got a call from Detective Esposito, I became very concerned, so I checked in with-

JJim

I can’t reach Katie. What’s the situation?

There’s no cause for alarm. It’s just that we’re having trouble pinpointing their precise location-

Oh, please stop. You are a terrible actress. There is no way that anyone would’ve called me if they weren’t really worried, and I wanna know what is going on here.

Okay. They went to interview a witness and we lost contact. But we’re doing our best to find them. So I suggest you both go home and I’ll call you the second I know more.

I am not leaving until I know what has happened to our children.

JJim

Neither am I.

All right, where is that fancy coffee machine that Richard bought for the precinct? Over there?

The break room.

[The two walk away and Ryan approaches Gates]

[Whispering] I don’t want to have to tell those two that I lost their kids. Tell me you have something on Dolan.

I also found a box of tools and a broken CB radio. But I think I can get it to work.

LLeo

Great. You have an engineering degree or electronics experience?

No. But I’ve seen every episode of MacGyver.

LLeo

[To Beckett] Nervous?

No. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to send a message. They can hear static when I press the button, so I thought I'd send an SOS, but...

LLeo

It's okay to be worried.

[About Castle] He's gonna be fine. He's, um, he's smart and he's resourceful, so...

LLeo

Larger than life, from another world.

How did you...

LLeo

Please, we're in a basement. Sound carries, I heard.

That was a personal conversation.

LLeo

About how different you two are, and that worries you, right?

I don't want to have this discussion right now.

LLeo

And those differences that are so charming now, they may end up just pulling you apart.

Who are you, Dr. Phil?

LLeo

No, Just a guy that may die tonight realizing that life's short. Trust me. Living your life for now makes a lot more sense than worrying about the future.

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