Richard Castle quotes from Castle

Castle

She ever get any visitors? Possible that she, uh, worked out of the home?

No, sir. That is not possible.

Beckett

Well, then who paid for the rent?

[Haughtily] Detective, we have a well-earned reputation for discretion and guarding the privacy of our clients.

Beckett

Privacy ends when murder begins. Now I want the name of whoever is paying for this unit. And if you don't have that, then go get it.

Castle

I love when you get angry. I mean, at other people, besides me.

Castle

Can I say something that'll probably annoy you?

Beckett

[sighing] Since when do you ask for permission?

Castle

Touché.

Beckett

There's not a shred of evidence that Tyson is alive, let alone involved in this.

Castle

Tyson doesn't leave evidence, not unless he wants us to find it. Like that deleted photo. No evidence, plus meticulous planning, that's vintage 3XK. And this case has it in spades.

Beckett

Castle-

Castle

And you wanna know some other 3XK classics? Using people that look like other people. Using a killer to act on his behalf. Beckett, how can you not see it?

Beckett

What I see is the guilt that you feel.

Castle

This isn't about me.

Beckett

Look, when Tyson escaped, he outsmarted all of us. But you've always blamed yourself.

Castle

[Nearly yelling] Because I'm to blame. [Calmer voice] It's him. It's Jerry Tyson.

Beckett

Don't chase ghosts, Castle, okay? It's not worth it, trust me.

You broke three of my ribs.

Castle

Oh, I'm sorry. I was going for double digits.

Castle

[While holding the baby] I think Lanie is right. I think he is hungry. Um, how about you finish up here, I'll grab a uniform, and we'll just go pick up some stuff for him.

Beckett

You really want to do that?

Castle

Of course. Highly qualified. I have an RHD in childcare.

Beckett

And an RHD is...

Castle

"Ruggedly Handsome Dad."

Ryan

Ah.

Castle

I don't know if we should just be handing him [Cosmo] over to strangers.

Beckett

Castle, we were strangers until this morning.

Castle

How can you be logical in the face of that face?

Castle

A heist were nothing was taken... Maybe this is a classic "no honor among thieves" situation. You know, heist goes wrong, they fight.

Beckett

Where someone gets shot running away with a baby?

Castle

Not-so-classic "no honor among thieves" situation?

Beckett

No.

Ryan

Whoa. You two look like you got hit by the milk truck.

Castle

[Points at his face] You see this face? This is the face of your future.

Ryan

This is Lieutenant Delia Burton. She's a fire investigator with FDNY. Detective Beckett, Mr. Castle.

Beckett

Nice to meet you. So this was arson?

Well, it's looking that way. I found miniscule traces of accelerant at the flashpoint.

Castle

So the killer set the fire to cover up the murder?

Except there's no accelerant on the body, and the fire's flashpoint is deep in the building. You know, normally when you're disposing of a body, you're gonna make sure it burns.

Beckett

So maybe our victim surprised the arsonist.

Castle

And the arsonist killed him, silencing him as a witness?

Lt. Delia Burton: That's how it looks to me. Then again, homicide's not my specialty.

Beckett

No. Uh, but fire is. Would you mind keeping me in the loop in case you find anything else?

Sure. As soon as I know what happened, so will you.

Castle

Whoa. What was that?

The building. You guys should probably go.

Castle

[turning and hurrying away] Sounds good. See ya!

Beckett

[embarrassed] I'm marrying him.

Usually, there's a file embedded in the video with data on the camera. But it's been stripped out.

Castle

Can you tell where it was first uploaded?

[typing] Let me see... Looks like the video got bounced around the Net from site to site. But this is where it started.

Beckett

"Pyrolicious.com." Really?

Wow. Okay. A site that caters to fire fetishists.

Beckett

I didn't even know there was a fire festish.

Castle

The actual term is "pyrophilia." Further proof that the Internet has something for everyone.

Beckett

[whispers] I'm not gonna ask how you knew that.

Esposito

I don't get it. Why would the killer risk moving the body back here from the crime scene?

Castle

Sounds like a case of Weekend at Bernies's gone wrong. No. No, wait. That would have to mean there's such a thing as a Weekend at Bernie's gone right.

Beckett

I don't know Castle. Maybe your mom's right. I think elopement's a great idea. There's no planning, no lists. All we do is, we just get married.

Castle

Beckett, I promise you, there is a perfect date for our perfect wedding and we will find it. Trust me.

Beckett

I do.

Castle

Oh, wedding humor. Nice.

Castle

He was at an amusement park and I can tell you which one.

Lanie

How?

Castle

Well, as a connoisseur of carny food, there's only one amusement park that has both fried clams and funnel cake, and that park is...

...Coney Island.

Lanie

Okay, you two creep me out when you do that shared brain thing.

Castle

You don't trust me.

Trust kills faster than bullets.

You're getting emotional. Now's not the time.

Castle

Really? Cause it's been about forty years, so when would be a good time?