TV show quotes
We've got to get to CastleVania before it's too late.
Kevin: Yeah, but Simon isn't ready to handle the Count yet.
Simon: Don't be silly. Of course I can handle the count. Watch me. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Need I go on?
Kevin: No. That was terrific, Simon. If there's a math quiz on CastleVania, I'm sure you'll pass.
"The worst part about being a handsome hunk of hero is having to get up early to save the day". ~Simon
Stop! I belong in the jungle!
Kevin: You belong in a cage, maybe, but not the jungle!
Hey, cut it out. That tickles.
Lana: What tickles?
Simon: Well, there's a little fish nibbling my toe. That's a naughty little fellow. Simon says stop tickling my toes. (The Swamp Creature pops out.) Oh, I didn't mean it. You can tickle them all you want.
Better buckle up, dudes. I don't have my driver's license yet.
Simon: You what?!
Watch where you're stepping! That's my nose!
King Hippo: Hey! Get your leg outta my bellybutton!
Don't shoot! I've got a wife and two baby eggplants at home.
Kevin: Don't worry. I'm not gonna fry any eggplant. Just flowers!
Looks like Mother Brain's world is finally brain-dead.
Lana: We've done it! VideoLand is free at last!
Mega Man: No more mega monsters attacking in the night!
Pit: No more battles to the maximus!
Simon: And best of all, no more waking up early!
"Good-bye, Captain N. Good luck. Um... must've gotten some flower pollen in my eyes". ~Simon
As judge, jury, and executioner of VideoLand, I charge to all with conspiracy... to bring peace and freedom to everyone! How do you plead?
Lana: Guilty... and proud of it.
Pit: That goes for me too-icus.
Mega Man: I agree.
Simon: Uh, me too.
Mother Brain: Order in the court!
Eggplant Wizard: Uh, I'll have an eggplant sandwich. Uh, hold the pickles. (Mother Brain bangs her gavel) Okay, okay, uh, I'll hold the pickles!
Mother Brain: Will you shut up?! I hereby sentence you to banishment into the Black Hole Warp Zone!
Lana: The Black Hole Warp Zone?! Oh, but no one's ever come out alive!
Mega Man: The gravity's so great, we'll be squished to no bigger than a grain of sand!
Simon: How dreadful! None of my clothes will fit. No! I'm too handsome to die!
"No, I can't lie anymore. That's not the way it happened at all! Captain N is the real hero. I'm just a big-mouth!" ~Simon
Being stranded on Zebes unarmed; Kevin now deeply regrets disposing of his Power Pad and Zapper
Kevin{mocking himself}: Guess I will not be needing these any more.
Yeah, real smart one Kevin. What I would not give for my Zapper. In fact, what I would not give for a squirt gun.
Uh, I guess, now that you're back, Your Majesty, you'll be showing all of VideoLand's mega villains who's the boss.
Mirror King: I'll do better than that. I'll invite them all to the party!
Oz? I never heard of that warp zone. Where is it?
Kevin: Uh, in a fantasy land called Hollywood. If you ever visit my world, I'll take you there.
But it's dangerous in [the Palace of Power], Mother Brain.
Eggplant Wizard: Yeah! They eat eggplants for dinner!
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