Eggplant Wizard quotes from Captain N: The Game Master

Eggplant Wizard

Forget the food! This is the chance of a lifetime!

King Hippo: FORGET THE FOOD?!

Eggplant Wizard: Don't you get it? If Link and Zelda are coming here, there won't be anyone left on Hyrule but their flunkies!

King Hippo: They'll give us food?

Eggplant Wizard: No, banana brains! The alarm's been turned off! We can steal the Triforce for ourselves!

King Hippo: Then we can make Ganon's servants give us food!

Eggplant Wizard

Watch where you're stepping! That's my nose!

King Hippo: Hey! Get your leg outta my bellybutton!

Eggplant Wizard

Don't shoot! I've got a wife and two baby eggplants at home.

Kevin: Don't worry. I'm not gonna fry any eggplant. Just flowers!

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo are in a gymnasium training

King Hippo

I can't wait to cream the N-Team at the games.

King Hippo punches a punching bag with Simon's face taped to it

Eggplant Wizard runs into King Hippo

Eggplant Wizard

No! Wait! It was an accident!

King Hippo

Oh, I'll give you an accident on purpose!

Mother Brain

Why do I have a sudden craving for Banana Split?

[Mother Brain is in Donkey Kong's body and is angered at her two lackeys, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard, for messing up big time.]

Eggplant Wizard

Something tells me, our tomatoes are cooked.

King Hippo

Something tells me you're right. Let's get out of here.

[They quickly slide down a tree to avoid Mother Brain's rage. She tosses the Gameboyifed Mother Brain body out of her hands and chases after King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard.]

Mother Brain

You imbeciles, look what you did. Now I'll be stuck in this harry body forever.