As judge, jury, and executioner of VideoLand, I charge to all with conspiracy... to bring peace and freedom to everyone! How do you plead?
Lana: Guilty... and proud of it.
Pit: That goes for me too-icus.
Mega Man: I agree.
Simon: Uh, me too.
Mother Brain: Order in the court!
Eggplant Wizard: Uh, I'll have an eggplant sandwich. Uh, hold the pickles. (Mother Brain bangs her gavel) Okay, okay, uh, I'll hold the pickles!
Mother Brain: Will you shut up?! I hereby sentence you to banishment into the Black Hole Warp Zone!
Lana: The Black Hole Warp Zone?! Oh, but no one's ever come out alive!
Mega Man: The gravity's so great, we'll be squished to no bigger than a grain of sand!
Simon: How dreadful! None of my clothes will fit. No! I'm too handsome to die!
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