Kevin quotes from Captain N: The Game Master

Kevin

Your powers don't scare us!

Dracula: I'm so happy to hear that. You know, fear makes de blood taste terrible.

Kevin

Stay close. I think the bridge goes this way.

Lana: What if you're wrong?

Kevin: Then we'll be getting some free skydiving lessons - parachutes not included.

Kevin

What have you done to the princess?!

Mother Brain: What's the matter? Don't you like fairy tales? You remember this one. The beautiful princess eats the poisoned apple and falls into a deep sleep. And the handsome prince - ha! I suppose that's you - has to wake her out of the spell.

Kevin: It's also the one where the prince destroys the ugly witch, isn't it?

Eggplant Wizard: That's the one!

Mother Brain: Shut up, you mental midget!

Kevin

Simon! Don't just sit there like a Thanksgiving turkey! Gimme a hand!

Simon: Yes, well, I'd love to, but I'm tied up at the moment.

Kevin

I don't get it! It's not working!

Simon: Maybe it's my breath.

Kevin

You'll pay for this, Dr. Wily!

Dr. Wily: Sorry, Captain Numbskull. I left my wallet in my other lab coat.

Kevin

Sorry if I upset your cat.

Lana: But I don't have a cat.

Kevin

Hey, are you guys all right?

Simon: Yeah. We're in hamburger heaven.

Kevin

I learned this recipe from my uncle Lenny back in New York. Trust me princess, this is gonna be the coolest thing you ever tasted.

Lana: What exactly is a pizza?

Kevin: Oh, this is no ordinary pizza, it's a Captain N Special. N for nuts, N for nectarines, N for nachos... (Duke grabs the pizza) And N for "No"!

Lana: I think you better rename it the Duke Special.

Kevin

I'll see what the lightning bolt can do. Simon, you try on the armor.

Simon: But I look awful in gold!

Kevin

Better buckle up, dudes. I don't have my driver's license yet.

Simon: You what?!

Kevin

Looks like Mother Brain's world is finally brain-dead.

Lana: We've done it! VideoLand is free at last!

Mega Man: No more mega monsters attacking in the night!

Pit: No more battles to the maximus!

Simon: And best of all, no more waking up early!

Being stranded on Zebes unarmed; Kevin now deeply regrets disposing of his Power Pad and Zapper

Kevin{mocking himself}: Guess I will not be needing these any more.

Kevin

Yeah, real smart one Kevin. What I would not give for my Zapper. In fact, what I would not give for a squirt gun.

Kevin

Well, I'm pullin' the plug on this joker until we decide what to do with him.

Simon: I know. Let's lock him up in a closet and throw away the key.

Kevin

I'm going.

Samus: Princess Lana would not want you to go.

Kevin: Of course you'd say that. You... like me. You want me to stay.

Samus: True. But if I were the Princess and you left the kingdom defenseless in order to be with me, I would despise you.