LanaSome guide you are.
Simon: An honest mistake. Mountain lions are related to dogs, you know.
Lana: They're related to cats.
Simon: Ah-ha! I always suspected Duke was part cat.
Voiced by Venus Terzo
Captain N: The Game Master · 99 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Captain N: The Game Master: in 9 of its 99 quotes
Most scenes with: Kevin (2)
Lines by Lana 6
LanaLanaThat's not fair! Donkey Kong weighs more than you!
LanaWhat do you see in the mirror?
Simon: You mean I'm a Prince Charming?
Lana: No, Simon! I mean you're an arrogant, self-centered egomaniac!
Simon: I'm that good, am I?
LanaBut Simon, that's an ironing board.
Simon: Yes, and how appropriate for flattening my competition.
LanaWe've got to get to CastleVania before it's too late.
Kevin: Yeah, but Simon isn't ready to handle the Count yet.
Simon: Don't be silly. Of course I can handle the count. Watch me. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Need I go on?
Kevin: No. That was terrific, Simon. If there's a math quiz on CastleVania, I'm sure you'll pass.
LanaWhat a dismal place...
Guard: What did you expect, the Pleasure Zone?
Scenes with Lana 3
Are you kidding? He weighs more than the Chicago Bears!
LanaWho are they?
Never mind, just a group from my world.
Captain N is bedridden
LDr. Light
This is getting serious. According to these biological readings, his lifeforce has dropped by more than half.
LanaOh no, Kevin!
Simon{worried tone}: But he is the Gamemaster!
Simon{composed tone}: I mean, what is the worry? It is just a simple Video Virus.
LDr. Light
Not to Kevin. Because he is not a native of Videoland, he was not immunized to it as we were.
Town in Alfregard. A man carrying spears and wearing a suit of armor is walking outside a shop. Inside, Princess Lana and Kevin are dismayed to see bare shelves
SShopkeeper
I have seen villians come, I have seen them go. But Dragonlord is the worst of them all! Everybody has been stocking up for his attack.
So that bottle of fairy water is all you have left?
LanaGuess we should go.
SShopkeeper
Wait! A powerful treasure has been hidden. Pulls out map But you will need to brave the cave of the Axe Knight to get it!
Lana places gold on counter; shopkeeper sells them his last item, the fairy water
Later, in the cave, they are about to get the treasure when the Axe Knight appears and swings at them
Wait, Tin Man, pause! Kevin presses pause button, freezing enemies. Axe barely missed him Now that is what I call a close shave!
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