TV show quotes
Ready for disposal of defective unit.
Eggplant Wizard: Disposal?! No way! Her Ugliness wants to play some games with your brain!
Game Boy: I am programmed to play games!
Eggplant Wizard: Hey! Be careful! I'm an eggplant, not a squash!
"No! Stop him! Eggplant, Hippo, grab that stupid mutt! He's pulling the plug on my beautiful plan!" ~Mother Brain
Well, I'm pullin' the plug on this joker until we decide what to do with him.
Simon: I know. Let's lock him up in a closet and throw away the key.
Get away! Get away!
Mega Man is on guard duty while it is snowing outside
Mega Man{talking to himself}: Me having to do guard duty on my birthday. Brr, it is cold! I bet they would not have put out in this cold if I was not a robot!
Masked figure wearing a red cape runs past Mega Man
Mega Man{talking to himself}: Maybe not, intruder on deck!
Mega Man chases after intruder
Intruder, halt in the name of Princess Lana!
Intruder bolts down hallway
Very well, I will open fire!
Mega Man uses his arm cannon but misses the intruder, who runs into a room
A ha! I got him trapped now!
Mega Man prepares to capture the intruder, who takes off his mask to reveal himself as Simon, and is with Kevin, Pit and Princess Lana in the room
N-Team{in unison}: Happy birthday, Mega Man!
Captain N is bedridden
This is getting serious. According to these biological readings, his lifeforce has dropped by more than half.
Oh no, Kevin!
Simon{worried tone}: But he is the Gamemaster!
Simon{composed tone}: I mean, what is the worry? It is just a simple Video Virus.
Not to Kevin. Because he is not a native of Videoland, he was not immunized to it as we were.
Town in Alfregard. A man carrying spears and wearing a suit of armor is walking outside a shop. Inside, Princess Lana and Kevin are dismayed to see bare shelves
I have seen villians come, I have seen them go. But Dragonlord is the worst of them all! Everybody has been stocking up for his attack.
So that bottle of fairy water is all you have left?
Guess we should go.
Wait! A powerful treasure has been hidden. Pulls out map But you will need to brave the cave of the Axe Knight to get it!
Lana places gold on counter; shopkeeper sells them his last item, the fairy water
Later, in the cave, they are about to get the treasure when the Axe Knight appears and swings at them
Wait, Tin Man, pause! Kevin presses pause button, freezing enemies. Axe barely missed him Now that is what I call a close shave!
Simon, Link and Kid Icarus are working on a fake dragon to infiltrate Dragonlord's army. Enemies attack Simon
AUGH!
Link, Zelda and Kid Icarus kill enemies.
Thank you for the rescue, everyone.
Simon gets up and proceeds toward work site
But let us return to our duties. The dragon is not going to build itself.
Others give each looks as in "he is right, you know"
Why do I have a sudden craving for Banana Split?
[Mother Brain is in Donkey Kong's body and is angered at her two lackeys, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard, for messing up big time.]
Something tells me, our tomatoes are cooked.
Something tells me you're right. Let's get out of here.
[They quickly slide down a tree to avoid Mother Brain's rage. She tosses the Gameboyifed Mother Brain body out of her hands and chases after King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard.]
You imbeciles, look what you did. Now I'll be stuck in this harry body forever.
"It's always Captain N! He's the cause of all my troubles! They're right, though. Unless I can get rid of that pesky Game Master, my spring offensive will fall flat on its... face". ~Mother Brain
Look at my credentials. Bigtime Brannigan comes with an efficiency rating of 100%!
Mother Brain: True. You are one of the best bounty hunters in the force, Bigtime. Most impressive.
Bigtime: The best.
Zoomer: That's not what I heard. There's a rumor-- (Bigtime fires at Zoomer.) Woo!
Bigtime: I do so hate unsightly lint.
Now... get out there!
Kraid: Are you kidding!? They'll catch me--I'll be sent to solitary confinement for a month!
Samus: A month in solitary or a month in the hospital... it's your choice.
"What kind of guy do you think I am?" ~Kevin to Samus
I'm going.
Samus: Princess Lana would not want you to go.
Kevin: Of course you'd say that. You... like me. You want me to stay.
Samus: True. But if I were the Princess and you left the kingdom defenseless in order to be with me, I would despise you.
In Mother Brain's name, has your mission been accomplished? Have you obtained... the item?
Merchant One Captain: The "item" is intact... of course. You think we'd show our faces here without it?
Zebes Security: Good point!
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