Mother Brain quotes from Captain N: The Game Master

Mother Brain

Quick, get me the second Sacred Treasure!

Eggplant Wizard: Yes, your wrinkledness.

Mother Brain: Never say the word "wrinkles" to me! These are beauty lines.

Mother Brain

Metroid mirror on the wall, am I the cutest of them all?

Mirror: Princess Lana is the cutest chick. You're so ugly, you make me sick!

Mother Brain: What do you know, twerp?! I will be the most beautiful woman in VideoLand! And you, Eggplant Wizard, are going to help me do it.

Eggplant Wizard: M-m-m-me?

Mother Brain: Yes, you! You can start by making me an apple!

Eggplant Wizard: Uh, ah, whatever you say, Mother Brain. Magic words with which I grovel, make this brain a big juicy apple!

(He turns Mother Brain into an apple.) Mother Brain: You idiot! I don't want to be an apple! I want to have an apple!

Eggplant Wizard: Cool off, Mother Brain, or you'll became a baked apple! I can turn a princess to a pumpkin, a prince to a ham on rye; turning you back to normal is as easy as apple pie!

(He turns Mother Brain into an apple pie. She grabs Eggplant Wizard and shakes him.) King Hippo: Hey! You look pretty tasty, Mother Brain! Can I have a slice?

Mother Brain: Shut up and change me back!

Mother Brain

That's it! I've found Captain N's weak spot.

King Hippo: Uh, you mean he's afraid of rats?

Mother Brain

As judge, jury, and executioner of VideoLand, I charge to all with conspiracy... to bring peace and freedom to everyone! How do you plead?

Lana: Guilty... and proud of it.

Pit: That goes for me too-icus.

Mega Man: I agree.

Simon: Uh, me too.

Mother Brain: Order in the court!

Eggplant Wizard: Uh, I'll have an eggplant sandwich. Uh, hold the pickles. (Mother Brain bangs her gavel) Okay, okay, uh, I'll hold the pickles!

Mother Brain: Will you shut up?! I hereby sentence you to banishment into the Black Hole Warp Zone!

Lana: The Black Hole Warp Zone?! Oh, but no one's ever come out alive!

Mega Man: The gravity's so great, we'll be squished to no bigger than a grain of sand!

Simon: How dreadful! None of my clothes will fit. No! I'm too handsome to die!

Mother Brain

Why do I have a sudden craving for Banana Split?

[Mother Brain is in Donkey Kong's body and is angered at her two lackeys, King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard, for messing up big time.]

Eggplant Wizard

Something tells me, our tomatoes are cooked.

King Hippo

Something tells me you're right. Let's get out of here.

[They quickly slide down a tree to avoid Mother Brain's rage. She tosses the Gameboyifed Mother Brain body out of her hands and chases after King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard.]

Mother Brain

You imbeciles, look what you did. Now I'll be stuck in this harry body forever.