Call Me Kat Season 3 quotes

Kat

Not true.

Max

Phil! That is my foot!

Kat

Oh, hey.

Carter

I'm really sorry about it earlier. I guess I put the ass in Christmas. I'm so stressed about money.

Randi

Why do you want a fancy beer tap anyway?

Randi

I'm glad we went to the wedding, but 17 hours on a plane was brutal.

Max

At least you weren't sitting next to a crying baby the whole time.

Carter

I couldn't help it. It was such a beautiful wedding. I just love. Love!

Kat

Alright, everyone. Wedding slideshow is done. Gather around.

Kat

Love. Light.

Leslie.

Dear friend, there'll be. No sad farewell. There'll be no tear-dimmed eyes. Where all is peace, and joy and love, and the soul of man never dies. Now, that's some lines from the song that you and I did together. I know usually, at a memorial, people talk about somebody. Well, I'm gonna talk to you. 'Cause there is that place on the other side, and I'm certainly gonna see you there, little brother. You left a lot of people here with a lot of precious, precious memories. Everybody loved you. But I doubt that many of 'em loved you more than I did. Anyhow, I just want you to know that we all love you, we all miss you and I bet you're having a big laugh over all of us being sad and sorrowful and I know that would be the last thing you would want us to be. So, anyway, you made us happy while you were here, and we're happy that you're at peace. And I just want you to know that I will always love you. Goodbye, my sweet Leslie. See you over there.

Sheila

You know my favorite part of bingo? This.

Kat

Oh. You'll get there. I mean, there's water aerobics tomorrow at 9:00. Try not to make jokes about Charlie Speedo. It covers less than I thought.

Kat

But we're not just looking for a new baker. We're looking for a new member of the family.

Randi

Oh, not me, I got too much family. I need muffins.

Kat

See, Randi's the sassy younger sister and I'm the cool older sister where you're like "She's valedictorian and makes her own blue jeans? What?".

Kat

When I was in high school, I tried to start a clique for people who weren't in cliques. Got squeezed out. Stupid Ashley and her eye patch. I swear it changed sides.

Randi

Okay, well, thank you for coming in.

Carter

Yeah!

Randi

No, this is different.

Kat

Oh, my gosh, look at that thing, it's huge.

Max

That's what she said.

Max

We can't watch the Super Bowl on something that small. It would just be, the bowl.

Kat

What happened?

Max

Well, I got done recording, I got in my car, and then I realized: "Screw this. I got nothing but bad feelings for him.".