Call Me Kat · Season 3
I used to wake up on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons, find him passed out on the couch, turn his head to the side, so he wouldn't choke on his own vomit and then sit down to watch Scooby-Doo. He would have died if it wasn't for this meddling kid. So please, just drop it.
I think you're making a mistake.
What part of I don't want to see him, don't you get? I know you think the world is all rainbows and cat memes but this is my life, Kat. And it's none of your business.
And just so you know you wrap the bottles in a towel, fool.
No! We're gonna sneak in this locked gate. Uh, whoa. Rebellious much. Climb this bad boy.
Were you applying for a job at the firm of liar liar and pants on fire?
That's just it. When I was younger, I was all of those things. I mean, I was a working woman in a time when it was very hard to be taken seriously, and I took pride in showing the world that, pretty girls could contribute to. I was just as good as any of those agos.
Snowball. Off. Not a toy.
Are we worried that green is going to make us crave pizza?
What?
Here we go again!
Green, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, pizza? I can't believe I had to explain that.
Are you looking at Randi's dress?
Oh, there you are in the same clothes as you wore yesterday.
Third chair. Whatevs.
Yeah. We had so much fun over the years.
[A cymbal crash sound effect is heard.]
What the hell?!
[Kat, still in the bathtub, holds 2 cymbals with her hands.]
You would not believe what I have in this bathtub.
I've never known anyone like you.
Max, do you want anything other than champagne?
No, I'm good.
Baby?
I can't do this.
What?
I want to get married like the couple before us.
In Spanish?
No, with all of our friends and family around. And I so appreciate you wanted to do this for me, but baby, you were right. I want the first dance, I want my dad to walk me down the aisle, I want Sheila to bag a groomsman young enough to make things weird.
Oh, she's gonna get that.
I want the whole thing. I want to stand up in front of all those people and tell them how much I love you.
Baby.
Aw. I love y'all.
This means I get to use my license from FiveMinuteMinister.net.
The limericks are coming fast and furious. Someone got a pencil? I need a pencil. You got a pencil?
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