Sasha and Roman in “Unfinished Business”

[thinking someone is in her apartment and checking with Roman] Listen, there's a baseball bat under the couch.

I don't need a baseball bat.

And there's an umbrella in the linen closet. It's got pretty pony on it, but the end's really pointy. You can poke his eyes out.

[loudly] Hello?

There's a tennis racket by the fireplace and there's ammonia under the sink.

So we can disinfect him?

Blind him. Then we'll overtake him.

Unless he found the pretty pony umbrella, in which case we're done for. Was this door closed when you left?

Yes. No. I don't remember.

[looks seriously at the door] Get the pretty pony.