Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 1
[about the prophecy] Well, there's gotta be some way around it.
Listen, some prophecies are-are a bit dodgy. They're-they're mutable. Buffy herself has-has thwarted them time and time again, but this is the Codex. There is nothing in it that does not come to pass.
Then you're reading it wrong.
I wish to God I were. But it's very plain. Tomorrow night Buffy will face the Master, and she will die.
(about the prophecy in which she will die) So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One slayer dies, the next one's called. I wonder who she is. Will you train her? Or will they send someone else?
Buffy... I...
[wimpering] Does it say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? [as Angel steps close to her] Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me?
I was hoping I wouldn't have to, that there was some way around it. I...
I've got a way around it. I quit.
It's not that simple.
I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop The Master from taking over.
I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
[enraged, throwing books at Giles] The signs?! Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful sitting here with all of your books! You're really a lot of help!
I don't suppose I am
I know this is hard.
What do you know about this? You're never gonna die
You think I want anything to happen to you? You think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
I already did. I quit, remember. Pay attention!
Buffy, if the Master rises...
I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
You're dead.
I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
You were destined to die! It was written!
What can I say? I flunked the written.
Where are your jibes now? Will you laugh when my Hell is on Earth?
You're that amped about Hell? Go there!
The vampires?
Gone.
The Master?
Dead. The Hellmouth is closed. Buffy? Buffy?
Um, sorry. It's just... been a really weird day.
Yeah. Buffy died and everything.
Wow. Harsh.
I should've known that wouldn't stop you.
Well, what do we do now?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd like to get out of this place. I don't like the library very much anymore.
Hey, I hear there's a dance at the Bronze tonight. Could be fun.
Yeah.
Buffy?
Sure. We saved the world. I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty.
What about him?
He's not going anywhere. Loser.
I'm not dancing, though.
We'll see. You can come with us, though.
So, what's the story with the car?
Oh, that was me.
I'm really, really hungry.
[laughing]
By the way, I really like your dress.
Yeah, yeah. It's a big hit with everyone.
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